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Things are never gonna be
the same now.
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I mean, look at this.
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You got aliens.
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You got big green guys
tearing down buildings.
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When I was a kid,
I used to draw cowboys and Indians.
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Actually, it's Native American,
but whatever.
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Yeah. Tell you what, though.
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It ain't bad, is it?
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No. Yeah.
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Kid's got a future.
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Yeah, well...
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...we'll see, I guess.
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No, hey!
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You can't saw through that stuff.
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These alien bastards are tough.
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You gotta use the stuff they use.
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-See? All right.
-All right.
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Oh, hey!
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Glad you could join us. Afternoon.
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-Yeah. My alarm didn't go off.
-Yeah, your alarm.
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Look, just go stack
that armour plating like I asked you.
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This is a huge deal for us.
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Attention, please!
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In accordance
with Executive Order 396B...
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...all post-battle cleanup operations
are now under our jurisdiction.
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Thank you for your service.
We'll take it from here.
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Who the hell are you?
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Qualified personnel.
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Look, I have a city contract to salvage
all this, okay, with the city, so--
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I apologise, Mr Toomes,
but all salvage operations...
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...are now under our jurisdiction.
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Please turn over any and all
exotic materials that you've collected...
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...or you will be prosecuted.
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Ma'am, what am--?
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Please. Come here.
Hey, lady, come on.
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Look...
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...I bought trucks for this job.
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I brought in a whole new crew.
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These guys have a family.
I have a family.
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I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.
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I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.
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Maybe next time,
don't overextend yourself.
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What'd you say?
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Yeah.
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He's right. I overextended myself.
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-Hey, hey, hey.
-Don't do it.
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Put them down.
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If you have a grievance,
you may take it up with my superiors.
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Your superiors. Who the hell are they?
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A joint venture between Stark Industries
and the government...
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...the Department of Damage Control,
will oversee the collection...
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...and storage of alien
and other exotic materials.
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Now the assholes who made this mess
are paid to clean it up.
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Yeah, it's all rigged.
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Experts estimate there are
over 1500 tons of exotic material...
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...scattered throughout the tri-state area.
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Hey, chief!
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We have another load from yesterday.
We're supposed to turn this in, right?
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I ain't hauling it.
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It's too bad.
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We could have made some cool stuff
from all that alien junk.
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I tell you what.
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Let's keep it.
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The world's changing.
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It's time we change, too.
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There you go, Mason.
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Business is good.
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New York. Queens.
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It's a rough borough, but, hey, it's home.
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Who you talking to?
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No one. Just making
a little video of the trip.
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-You know you can't show it to anyone.
-Yeah, I know.
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Then why are you narrating
in that voice?
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-Because it's fun.
-Fun.
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So why do they call you Happy?
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Come on.
I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.
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Hey, should I go
to the bathroom before?
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There's a bathroom on it.
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No pilot? That's awesome.
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-Is that where you're gonna sit?
-Yeah.
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This is your first time
on a private plane?
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My first time on any plane.
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Should it--? Should it be--?
Should it be making that noise?
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No one has actually told me
why I'm in Berlin or what I'm doing.
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Something about
Captain America going crazy.
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-This is you.
-Oh, we're neighbours?
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We're not roommates. Suit up.
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Okay, Peter, you got this.
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-What the hell are you wearing?
-It's my suit.
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-Where's the case?
-What case?
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What? I thought that was a closet.
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-This is still my room?
-Go.
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-My room is way bigger than--
-There.
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I found the case. I found the case.
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"A minor upgrade"?
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Oh, my God.
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-Put it on.
-What the--?
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This is the coolest thing
I've ever seen--
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-Let's go.
-But, yeah. Well, I don't understand.
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Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait.
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This is insane. Insane.
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Look at this thing.
Look. Look at the eyes.
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-This is the greatest day of my life.
-Let's go.
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Okay, there's Captain America,
Iron Man...
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...Black Widow. Who's that new guy?
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-Underoos!
-Oh, that's me. I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Hey, everyone.
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The craziest thing just happened.
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I just had a fight with Captain America.
I stole his shield. I threw it at him--
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What the hell? He's big now.
I gotta go. Hang on.
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It was the most amazing thing!
Mr Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!"
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I flipped in and stole Cap's shield.
I was like, "What's up, everybody?"
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And then-- Hey, just a second!
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Coming!
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Hey.
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We have thin walls here.
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What are you doing, a little video diary?
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-Yeah.
-It's all right.
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-I'd do the same thing.
-I told him not to.
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He was filming.
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-I'm gonna wipe the chip.
-Okay. Hey. You know what?
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We should make an alibi video
for your aunt anyway. You ready?
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-An alibi? Sure. Okay.
-We rolling? Get in the frame.
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Hey, May. How you doing? What are
you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.
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Peter, that's inappropriate.
Let's start over. You can edit it.
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Three, two, one. Hey, May.
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My gosh, I wanted to tell you what
an incredible job your nephew did...
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...this weekend
at the Stark internship retreat.
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Everyone was impressed.
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Come on! It's a freaking merge.
I'm sorry.
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This is because you're not
on Queens Boulevard.
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See, Happy is hoping to get
bumped up to asset management.
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He was forehead of security,
before that he was a driver.
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That was a private conversation.
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I don't like joking about this.
It was hard to talk about that.
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-No, seriously, was he snoring a bunch?
-Here we are. End of the line.
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-Can you give us a moment?
-Want me to leave?
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Grab Peter's case out of the trunk.
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I can keep the suit?
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Yes, we were just talking about it.
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Do me a favour, though.
Happy's kind of your point guy on this.
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Don't stress him out.
Don't do anything stupid.
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I've seen his cardiogram.
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-All right?
-Yes.
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Don't do anything I would do,
and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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There's a little grey area in there.
That's where you operate.
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-Wait, does that mean I'm an Avenger?
-No.
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-This it?
-Seventh floor.
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-I can take that. You don't have to.
-You'll take it?
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-Yeah, I can take that.
-Thank you.
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So when's our next--?
When's our next "retreat," you know?
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-What, next mission?
-Yeah, the mission. The missions.
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-We'll call you.
-Do you have my numbers?
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No, I mean, we'll call you.
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Like, someone will call you. All right?
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-From your team.
-Okay. All right.
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It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing
the door for you. We're not there yet.
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Bye.
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They're gonna call me.
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What's up, Penis Parker?
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Rise and shine,
Midtown Science and Technology.
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Don't forget
about your homecoming tickets.
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Do you have a date for homecoming?
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Thanks, Jason,
but I already have a date.
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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Damn it. You, in my office right now.
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Join me, and together...
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...we'll build my new LEGO Death Star.
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-What?
-So lame.
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That's awesome. How many pieces?
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Three thousand eight hundred and three.
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-That's insane.
-I know. You want to build it tonight?
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No, I can't tonight. I've got the Stark--
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-Stark internship.
-Yeah, exactly.
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Always got that internship.
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Yeah, well, hopefully,
soon it'll lead to a real job with them.
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-That would be so sweet.
-Right?
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He'd be all, "Good job
on those spreadsheets, Peter.
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Here's a gold coin."
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-I don't know how jobs work.
-That's exactly how they work.
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I'll knock out the bones
of the Death Star.
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I'll come by afterwards. For the most
part, the difficult thing is the base of it.
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The top half we can knock out
in two hours, tops.
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That'd be great.
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I'm gonna be late.
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Okay, so how do we calculate
linear acceleration...
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...between points A and B?
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Flash.
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It's the product of sine of the angle
and gravity divided by mass.
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Nope. Peter. You still with us?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Mass cancels out,
so it's just gravity times sine.
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Right. See, Flash, being the fastest
isn't always the best if you are wrong.
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You're dead.
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Today we're talking
about Danish physicist Niels Bohr...
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...but trust me,
there's nothing Bohr-ing...
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...about his discoveries
regarding quantum theory.
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Did Liz get a new top?
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No. We've seen that before,
but never with that skirt.
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-Liz, hey. That looks so good.
-Hi!
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We should probably stop staring
before it gets creepy.
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Too late.
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You guys are losers.
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Well, then why do you sit with us?
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Because I don't have any friends.
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Next question.
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What is the heaviest
naturally-occurring element?
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Hydrogen's the lightest.
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That's not the question. Okay.
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-Yeah.
-Uranium.
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Correct. Thank you, Abraham.
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-Yes.
-Please open your books to page 10.
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Peter, it's nationals.
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Is there no way
you could take one weekend off?
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I can't go to Washington. If Mr Stark
needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.
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You've never been
in the same room as Tony Stark.
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Wait. What's happening?
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-Peter's not going to Washington.
-No.
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-No, no, no.
-Why not?
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Really? Right before nationals?
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He already quit marching band
and robotics lab.
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I'm not obsessed with him.
Just very observant.
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Flash, you're in for Peter.
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I don't know.
I gotta check my calendar first.
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I got a hot date
with Black Widow coming up.
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That is false.
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What'd I tell you about using the bell
for comedic purposes?
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-Hey, what's up?
-Hey, man.
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What's up, Mr Delmar?
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Hey, Mr Parker.
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Number five, right?
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Yeah, and with pickles, and can you
smush it down real flat? Thanks.
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You got it, boss.
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How's your aunt?
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Yeah, she's all right.
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She's a very hot Italian woman.
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How's your daughter?
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-Ten dollars.
-It's 5 dollars.
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-For that comment, 10 dollars.
-Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.
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Here's 5 dollars.
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What's up, Murph?
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How you doing, buddy?
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So how's school?
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It's boring. Got better things to do.
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Stay in school, kid.
Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.
246
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,885
-This is great.
-Best sandwiches in Queens.
247
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,580
Finally.
248
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,088
-What's the matter with you?
-Could you hold this?
249
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,589
Thanks.
250
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,927
Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?
251
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,513
-Hey, buddy, is this your bike?
-I have no change.
252
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,974
Does anyone have a pen?
Do you have a pen?
253
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,438
Everybody good?
254
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:09,778
Hey!
255
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,740
You're that spider guy
on YouTube, right?
256
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:13,949
Call me Spider-Man.
257
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,618
Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.
258
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,330
-Yeah!
-Not bad.
259
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,178
Hey, buddy.
260
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,390
-Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad.
-It's my car, dumbass!
261
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,267
Hey! Shut that off!
262
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,478
-Can you tell him it's my car?
-I was--
263
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:45,189
-I work at nights. Come on.
-That's not your car!
264
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,483
-That's his car.
-How was I supposed to know?
265
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,027
-He was putting that in the window!
-Every day with these alarms!
266
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,030
-Turn it off!
-Don't make me come down there, punk.
267
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,866
Hey, Gary. How you doing?
268
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,369
Marjorie, how are you?
How's your mother?
269
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,752
I'm good, I'm good.
270
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,380
You have reached
the voicemail box of:
271
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,006
Happy Hogan.
272
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,384
Hey, Happy. Here's my report
for tonight.
273
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,052
I stopped a grand theft bicycle.
274
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,763
Couldn't find the owner,
so I just left a note.
275
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,225
I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.
276
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,269
She was really nice
and bought me a churro.
277
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,606
I just feel like I could be doing more.
278
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,984
You know? Just curious
when the next real mission's gonna be.
279
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,445
So, yeah, just call me back.
280
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,365
It's Peter. Parker.
281
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,747
Why would I tell him about the churro?
282
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,003
Hey, hey.
283
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,842
Okay.
284
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,096
-Can't wait to see this thing.
-Finally, something good.
285
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,852
Yo, this high-tech stuff
makes it too easy.
286
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,855
-Told you it was worth it.
-Okay, go, go, go.
287
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,736
Oh, nice.
288
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,739
We can hit, like,
five more places tonight.
289
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:30,461
What's up, guys?
You forget your PIN number?
290
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,920
You're the Avengers.
291
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,006
What are you guys doing here?
292
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,761
Thor. Hulk.
Good to finally meet you guys.
293
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,431
I thought you'd be more handsome
in person. Iron Man.
294
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,517
Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank?
You're a billionaire.
295
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,355
Hey--
296
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,523
Oh, this feels so weird.
297
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,611
What is that thing?
298
00:19:55,778 --> 00:20:00,032
I'm starting to think
you're not the Avengers.
299
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,746
911. What's your emergency?
300
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:10,501
Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers
in a bank on 21st Street.
301
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,503
Let's wrap this up. It's a school night.
302
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,051
So how do jerks like you
get tech like this?
303
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,013
No. Wait, wait, wait!
304
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,436
Mr Delmar.
305
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,857
Hey, Mr Delmar, you in here?
Is anybody in here? Hello?
306
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,827
Oh, come on.
307
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,247
I gotta--
308
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,874
-Here, here.
-Good, yeah.
309
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,336
Okay. Good. Yes.
310
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:55,921
Yes-- No. No, put that down.
311
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,216
That's worth more
than you or me. Yeah?
312
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,469
The craziest thing just happened.
These guys were robbing an ATM...
313
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,847
-...with high-tech weapons--
-Take a breath. I don't have time...
314
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,890
-...for ATM robberies...
-Yeah, but--
315
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:10,310
...or the notes you leave.
I have moving day to worry about.
316
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,187
Everything's gotta be out next week.
317
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,983
-Wait. You're moving? Who's moving?
-Yeah, don't you watch the news?
318
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,445
Tony sold Avengers Tower. We're
relocating to a new facility upstate...
319
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,823
-...where hopefully cell service is worse.
-But what about me?
320
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,742
What about you?
321
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,953
Well, what if Mr Stark needs me
or something big goes down?
322
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,582
-Can I please talk to Mr Stark?
-Stay away from anything dangerous.
323
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,501
I'm responsible for making sure
you're responsible, okay?
324
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,881
I am responsible. I-- Oh, crap.
325
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,467
-My backpack's gone.
-That doesn't sound responsible.
326
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,636
-I'll call you back.
-Feel free not to.
327
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,782
What was that?
328
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,326
It's nothing. Nothing.
329
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,203
You're the Spider-Man.
330
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,206
-From YouTube.
-I'm not. I'm not.
331
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,667
-You were on the ceiling.
-No. What are you doing in my room?
332
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,752
May let me in.
We were gonna finish the Death Star.
333
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,130
You can't just bust into my room!
334
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:04,008
That turkey meatloaf recipe
is a disaster.
335
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,802
Let's go to dinner.
Thai? Ned, you want Thai?
336
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,220
-Yes.
-No. He's got a thing.
337
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,973
A thing to do after.
338
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:13,017
Okay.
339
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,853
Maybe put on some clothes.
340
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,356
-Oh, she doesn't know?
-Nobody knows.
341
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,775
Mr Stark knows
because he made my suit. That's it.
342
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,154
Tony Stark made you that?
Are you an Avenger?
343
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,906
Yeah, basically.
344
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,369
You can't tell anybody about this.
You gotta keep it a secret.
345
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,371
-Secret? Why?
-You know what she's like.
346
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,541
If she finds out people try and kill me
every night, she won't let me do this.
347
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:38,917
Come on, Ned, please.
348
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,794
Okay, okay, okay.
349
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:43,672
I'll level with you.
I can't keep this a secret.
350
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,591
It's the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.
351
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,427
Ned, May cannot know.
I cannot do that to her right now.
352
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,348
You know? I mean, everything
that's happened with her, I-- Please.
353
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:57,394
-Okay.
-Just swear it, okay?
354
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,896
I swear.
355
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,106
-Thank you.
-Yeah.
356
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,192
I can't believe this is happening now.
357
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:04,610
-Can I try the suit on?
-No.
358
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,612
How's it work? Magnets?
How do you shoot the strings?
359
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,989
-I'm gonna tell you at school tomorrow.
-Great.
360
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,116
Okay, well, wait, then.
361
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,787
How do you do this
and the Stark internship?
362
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,040
This is the Stark internship.
363
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,251
Just get out of here.
364
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,464
What's the matter?
365
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,549
Thought you loved larb.
366
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,885
It's too larby?
367
00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,763
Not larby enough.
368
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:37,518
How many times do I have to say "larb"
before you talk to me?
369
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,853
You know I larb you.
370
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:43,065
I'm just stressed.
The internship, and I'm tired.
371
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,274
A lot of work.
372
00:24:44,441 --> 00:24:46,694
The Stark internship.
373
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,531
I have to tell you,
not a fan of that Tony Stark.
374
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,910
You're distracted all the time.
He's got you in your head.
375
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:58,163
-Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed...
-What does he have you doing?
376
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,915
-...in an explosion...
-You need to use your instincts.
377
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,210
...after an ATM robbery was thwarted
by Queens' own crime stopper...
378
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,461
What?
379
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:06,171
...the Spider-Man.
380
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,674
As the Spider-Man attempted
to foil their heist...
381
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,511
...a powerful blast was set off, slicing
through the bodega across the street.
382
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,722
Miraculously, no one was harmed.
383
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,890
If you spot something
like that happening...
384
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,976
...you turn and you run the other way.
385
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,894
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
386
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,354
Six blocks away from us.
387
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,523
I need a new backpack.
388
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,152
-What?
-I need a new backpack.
389
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,820
That's five.
390
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,365
-Sticky rice pudding.
-We didn't order that.
391
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,367
It's on the house.
392
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,411
Thanks.
393
00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,457
That's nice of him.
394
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,209
I think he larbs you.
395
00:25:45,753 --> 00:25:47,338
You got bit by a spider?
396
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,964
Can it bite me?
397
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:50,966
Well, it probably would've hurt, right?
398
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,427
Whatever. Even if it did hurt,
I'd let it bite me.
399
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,179
Maybe. How much did it hurt?
400
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:57,556
The spider's dead, Ned.
401
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,900
You were here?
402
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,027
Yeah.
403
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,821
You could've died.
404
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,201
Do you lay eggs?
405
00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,078
What? No.
406
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,291
-Can you spit venom?
-No.
407
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,752
Can you summon an army of spiders?
408
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,003
No, Ned.
409
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:31,090
The Sokovia Accords were put
into place....
410
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,550
How far can you shoot your webs?
411
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,927
It's unknown. Shut up.
412
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,345
--to begin regulating....
413
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,847
If I was you,
I would stand on a building...
414
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,393
-...and just shoot it as far as I could--
-Shut up, Ned.
415
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:46,438
Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're
in the classroom or on the battlefield...
416
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,273
-Do you know him too?
-Yeah, we met.
417
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,900
...fitness can be the difference
between success or failure.
418
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,152
-I stole his shield.
-What?
419
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,363
Today, my good friend,
your gym teacher...
420
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,157
...will conduct
the Captain America Fitness Challenge.
421
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,409
Thank you, Captain.
422
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:01,620
Pretty sure he's a war criminal,
but I have to show these videos.
423
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,997
It's required by the state. Let's do it.
424
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,666
Do Avengers have to pay taxes?
425
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,459
What does Hulk smell like?
426
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,628
-I bet he smells nice.
-You have to shut up.
427
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,506
Is Captain America cool,
or is he like a mean, old grandpa?
428
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,591
Ned, just...okay?
429
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:18,262
-Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?
-What?
430
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:20,973
Yeah. You know how there's a guy
with a headset...
431
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,975
...telling the other guy where to go?
432
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,978
If you're in a burning building,
I could tell you where to go.
433
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:28,731
There'd be screens around me,
and I could swivel around.
434
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,984
-I could be your guy in the chair.
-I don't need a guy in the chair.
435
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,819
Looking good, Parker.
436
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:39,491
Now, see, for me, it would be F Thor...
437
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,535
...marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.
438
00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:43,537
Well, what about the Spider-Man?
439
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,913
It's just Spider-Man.
440
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,292
Did you see the bank security cam
on YouTube? He fought off four guys.
441
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,294
Oh, my God,
she's crushing on Spider-Man.
442
00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:51,545
No way.
443
00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,756
-Kind of.
-Oh, gross.
444
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:56,842
-He's probably 30.
-You don't know what he looks like.
445
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,969
Like, what if he's seriously burned?
446
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:01,847
I wouldn't care. I'd love him
for the person he is inside.
447
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:03,891
Peter knows Spider-Man.
448
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,854
No, I don't. No. I-- I mean--
449
00:28:10,189 --> 00:28:11,357
They're friends.
450
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,485
Yeah, like Coach Wilson
and Captain America are friends.
451
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,363
I've met him, yeah. A couple times.
452
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:18,906
But it's...
453
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,784
...through the Stark internship.
454
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,579
Yeah, well, I'm not really supposed
to talk about it.
455
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:27,623
Well, that's awesome.
Hey, you know what?
456
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,459
Maybe you should invite him
to Liz's party. Right?
457
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:33,921
Yeah, I'm having people over tonight.
You're more than welcome to come.
458
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:36,507
-Having a party?
-Yeah, it's gonna be dope.
459
00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:39,468
You should totally invite
your personal friend Spider-Man.
460
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,178
It's okay.
461
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,056
I know Peter's way too busy
for parties anyway, so....
462
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,058
Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?
463
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,899
What are you doing?
464
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,567
Helping you out.
465
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,319
Did you not hear her?
466
00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,947
Liz has a crush on you.
467
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:04,451
Dude, you're an Avenger.
468
00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:08,497
If any one of us has a chance
with a senior girl, it's you.
469
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,294
House party in the suburbs.
470
00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:17,840
Oh, I remember these. Kind of jealous.
471
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:20,217
It'll be a night to remember.
472
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:23,512
Ned, some hats wear men.
You wear that hat.
473
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,639
Yeah, it gives me confidence.
474
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:27,016
This is a mistake.
475
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,434
Hey, let's just go home.
476
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,060
Oh, Peter.
477
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,980
I know. I know it's really hard...
478
00:29:33,147 --> 00:29:36,400
...trying to fit in with all the changes
your body's going through.
479
00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:37,609
It's flowering now.
480
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:41,864
He's so stressed out lately.
481
00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:43,615
What helps with stress is a party.
482
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,660
-We should go to the party.
-Yeah, let's do it. I'm gonna go.
483
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,705
Peter.
484
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,708
-Have fun, okay? Okay.
-I will.
485
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,752
Bye, May.
486
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,756
Dude, you have the suit, right?
487
00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,175
-Yeah.
-This is gonna change our lives.
488
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,015
-Annie, over here!
-Hey.
489
00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,350
Hey.
490
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,355
DJ Flash.
491
00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:17,483
Okay. We're gonna have
Spider-Man swing in...
492
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:18,942
...say you guys are tight...
493
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,612
...and I get a fist bump
or one of those half bro-hugs.
494
00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,906
Can't believe you're at this lame party.
495
00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:25,282
But you're here too.
496
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,993
Am I?
497
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,789
Oh, my gosh.
498
00:30:31,955 --> 00:30:33,749
Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.
499
00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:35,668
-Hi, Liz.
-Hi, Liz.
500
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,711
I'm so happy you guys came.
501
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:40,381
There's pizza and drinks. Help yourself.
502
00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,842
-What a great party.
-Thanks.
503
00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:47,763
Oh, I--
504
00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,599
My parents will kill me
if anything's broken. I gotta--
505
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,226
-Yeah.
-Have fun.
506
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:54,353
-Bye.
-Bye.
507
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,522
Dude, what are you doing?
508
00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,774
She's here. Spider it up.
509
00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,568
No, no, no. I can't-- I cannot do this.
510
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,987
Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay?
511
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:06,824
Look, I'm just gonna be myself.
512
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,284
Peter, no one wants that.
513
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,245
Dude.
514
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,540
Penis Parker, what's up?
515
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,542
So where's your pal Spider-Man?
516
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,253
Let me guess: In Canada
with your imaginary girlfriend?
517
00:31:20,963 --> 00:31:24,883
That's not Spider-Man.
That's just Ned in a red shirt.
518
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,601
"Hey, what's up? I'm Spider-Man.
519
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,813
Just thought I'd swing by
and say hello to my buddy Peter.
520
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,149
Oh, what's up, Ned?
Hey, where's Peter, anyways?
521
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,151
He must be around...."
522
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:49,575
God, this is stupid. What am I doing?
523
00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,793
What the hell?
524
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,358
This sucks.
525
00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:31,909
Now, this is crafted from a reclaimed
sub-Ultron arm straight from Sokovia.
526
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:33,369
Here. You try.
527
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:38,332
I wanted something low-key.
Why are you trying to upsell me, man?
528
00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,584
Okay, okay.
I got what you need, all right?
529
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:43,545
I got tons of great stuff here. One sec.
530
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,759
Okay, I got black hole grenades,
Chitauri railguns....
531
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,011
You letting off shots
in public now? Hurry up.
532
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:54,807
Look, times are changing. We're the only
ones selling these high-tech weapons.
533
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,227
This must be where
the ATM robbers got their stuff.
534
00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:01,230
I need something to stick up somebody.
I'm not trying...
535
00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:02,773
...to shoot them back in time.
536
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:05,150
I got antigrav climbers.
537
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:06,402
Yo, climbers?
538
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,197
Okay, what the hell is that?
539
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,368
-Did you set us up?
-Hey, hey, man.
540
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:20,708
Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot
at somebody, shoot at me.
541
00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:22,001
All right.
542
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,640
What was that?
543
00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:50,946
-We gotta call him.
-No, no, no.
544
00:33:56,744 --> 00:33:57,911
Did you just do it again?
545
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:00,247
-Shut up.
-I'm calling him.
546
00:34:09,298 --> 00:34:11,342
Toomes's phone.
547
00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:13,886
Boss.
548
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,179
Oh, my butt!
549
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,993
Great. Guess I'm gonna have
to take a shortcut.
550
00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,831
Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.
551
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,750
Hey, hey, buddy.
552
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:47,419
Sorry, no time to play. Here, go fetch.
553
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,757
Now, this is more like it.
554
00:35:04,061 --> 00:35:05,562
Smells really good.
555
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,193
Great movie!
556
00:35:16,699 --> 00:35:18,283
Oh, hey, guys.
557
00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,370
No! No!
558
00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:24,248
Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.
559
00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:25,916
Peter, where are you?
560
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,960
The hat's not working. This is not cool.
561
00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:31,005
Almost got you.
562
00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,477
Thought you got away from me,
didn't you?
563
00:35:46,228 --> 00:35:47,855
I got you right where I want you.
564
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:50,858
Surprise!
565
00:35:54,153 --> 00:35:55,946
What the hell?
566
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,953
Oh, hey.
567
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:51,460
And then he just, like,
swooped down like a monster...
568
00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:55,172
...and picked me up, and took me up like
a thousand feet and just dropped me.
569
00:36:55,673 --> 00:36:58,175
How'd you find me?
Did you put a tracker in my suit?
570
00:36:58,342 --> 00:37:00,177
I put everything in your suit.
571
00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:01,679
Including this heater.
572
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,351
That's better. Thanks.
573
00:37:07,518 --> 00:37:08,686
What were you thinking?
574
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,147
The guy with wings is the source
of the weapons. I gotta take him down.
575
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:13,982
Take him down now, huh?
576
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,901
Crockett, there are people
who handle...
577
00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:17,986
-...this sort of thing.
-The Avengers?
578
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,947
No. This is a little below
their pay grade.
579
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:22,116
Mr Stark, you didn't have
to come out here.
580
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,701
I had that. I was fine.
581
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:27,287
Oh, I'm not here.
582
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,957
Thank God this place has Wi-Fi...
583
00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:31,917
...or you would be toast right now.
584
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:35,087
Thank Ganesh while you're at it. Cheers.
585
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:37,423
Look, forget the flying vulture guy,
please.
586
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:38,632
-Why?
-Why?
587
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,843
Because I said so!
588
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:44,013
Sorry, I'm talking to a teenager.
589
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,639
Stay close to the ground.
590
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:47,599
Build up your game
helping little people...
591
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,852
...like that lady
that bought you the churro.
592
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,397
Can't you just be a friendly...
593
00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:55,399
...neighbourhood Spider-Man?
594
00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:57,276
But I'm ready for more than that now.
595
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:58,819
No, you're not.
596
00:37:58,986 --> 00:38:01,280
That's not what you thought
when I took on Captain America.
597
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,074
Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted
to lay you out, he would've.
598
00:38:04,491 --> 00:38:08,996
Listen to me. If you come across
these weapons again, call Happy.
599
00:38:09,163 --> 00:38:10,622
Are you driving?
600
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,792
You know, it's never too early
to start thinking about college.
601
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,711
I got some pull at MIT. End call.
602
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:18,589
No, I don't need to go to--
603
00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:20,799
Mr Stark is no longer connected.
604
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,346
That's awesome.
605
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:31,435
"Stay close to the ground"?
What is he talking about?
606
00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,164
Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.
607
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:55,542
Actually, I was calling to say
maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.
608
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:57,878
When I say "penis," you say "Parker."
609
00:38:58,045 --> 00:38:59,088
-Penis!
-Parker!
610
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,464
-Penis!
-Parker!
611
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,217
Sorry, Peter. I guess we're still losers.
612
00:39:03,384 --> 00:39:06,303
-I'll see you tomorrow.
-I'll see you tomorrow in school.
613
00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:48,053
Idiots.
614
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,014
Idiots.
615
00:39:50,180 --> 00:39:51,724
Idiots!
616
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:53,600
Boss?
617
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:57,229
Your wife keeps texting you.
Something about a brake light.
618
00:39:57,646 --> 00:39:59,815
What'd I tell you about
looking at my phone?
619
00:39:59,982 --> 00:40:01,233
Sorry. You left it out.
620
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,235
You know
I'm a curious person by nature.
621
00:40:05,279 --> 00:40:08,282
I finished designing
that high-altitude vacuum seal.
622
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:12,536
In case you want to,
you know, go for the big one?
623
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:14,747
You're still on that? I told you, no.
624
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,457
The answer's no. Forget it.
625
00:40:28,177 --> 00:40:30,596
I mean, that was badass.
626
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:37,102
How many times have I told you
not to fire them out in the open?
627
00:40:37,269 --> 00:40:39,813
-You said, move the merchandise.
-Under the radar.
628
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,190
Under the radar!
629
00:40:41,357 --> 00:40:43,108
That's how we survive.
630
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:46,612
If you bring Damage Control or the
Avengers down here, we're through.
631
00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:50,199
You're out there wearing
that goofy thing, lighting up cars...
632
00:40:50,366 --> 00:40:51,867
...calling yourself the Shocker.
633
00:40:52,034 --> 00:40:55,162
"I'm the Shocker. I shock people."
What is this, pro wrestling?
634
00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:57,122
Whatever, old man. Come on.
635
00:40:58,582 --> 00:41:00,000
Look.
636
00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:01,585
Look.
637
00:41:01,752 --> 00:41:04,421
I know you don't give a crap
about anything.
638
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,215
But I do.
639
00:41:06,382 --> 00:41:09,510
I built this whole place
because I got people I have to look after.
640
00:41:09,677 --> 00:41:12,888
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
641
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:16,558
You know what?
642
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:19,395
I can't afford your bullshit.
643
00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:21,021
-Get out of here.
-What?
644
00:41:21,188 --> 00:41:24,483
-You're done. You're off the crew.
-Yeah, all right.
645
00:41:25,359 --> 00:41:26,402
All right.
646
00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:28,987
Wonder if you can afford me
out there, though, right?
647
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:30,989
With everything I know.
648
00:41:31,949 --> 00:41:34,785
-Excuse me?
-I'm just saying...
649
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:38,789
...maybe your wife would like to know
where you really get your money from.
650
00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:41,208
-You know what?
-What?
651
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:42,751
You're right.
652
00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:44,378
-That work?
-I don't know.
653
00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:47,214
I can't afford that.
654
00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:49,925
Wait.
655
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,058
Damn.
656
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:03,022
-I thought this was the antigravity gun.
-What?
657
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,273
No, that's that one.
658
00:42:17,745 --> 00:42:18,787
Here.
659
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,959
Now you're the Shocker. Go out there
and find that weapon he lost.
660
00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:25,169
All right.
661
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,388
Hey, thanks for bailing on me.
662
00:42:36,555 --> 00:42:38,515
Yeah, well, something came up.
663
00:42:38,682 --> 00:42:39,892
What is that?
664
00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:42,853
I don't know.
Some guy tried to vaporise me with it.
665
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:44,480
-Seriously?
-Yeah.
666
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,106
Awesome.
667
00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:49,360
I mean, not awesome.
Totally uncool of that guy.
668
00:42:49,526 --> 00:42:51,320
So scary.
669
00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:54,323
Well, look, I think it's...
670
00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:55,949
...a power source.
671
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,702
Yeah, but it's connected
to all these microprocessors.
672
00:42:58,869 --> 00:43:00,204
That's an inductive charging plate.
673
00:43:00,371 --> 00:43:02,081
That's what I use
to charge my toothbrush.
674
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:05,292
Whoever's making these weapons
is combining alien tech with ours.
675
00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:09,338
That is literally the coolest sentence
anyone has ever said.
676
00:43:09,505 --> 00:43:12,549
I just want to thank you
for letting me be part of your journey...
677
00:43:12,716 --> 00:43:15,094
...into this amazing--
678
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,724
Keep your fingers clear of the blades.
679
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:24,978
I gotta figure out what this is
and who makes it.
680
00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,356
We'll go to the lab after class
and run tests.
681
00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:28,816
Let's do it.
682
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,575
First, we put the glowy thing
in the mass spectrometer.
683
00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:41,203
We gotta come up with a better name
than "glowy thingy."
684
00:43:41,370 --> 00:43:42,454
You're right.
685
00:43:43,956 --> 00:43:45,082
Crap.
686
00:43:45,708 --> 00:43:47,167
Come on, come on, come on.
687
00:43:51,839 --> 00:43:53,382
High schools creep me out.
688
00:43:54,091 --> 00:43:56,051
They got this funny smell, you know?
689
00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:58,512
Hey, that's one of the guys
that tried to kill me.
690
00:43:58,679 --> 00:43:59,722
What?
691
00:43:59,888 --> 00:44:01,390
-Yeah.
-We gotta get out of here.
692
00:44:01,557 --> 00:44:03,434
No, no, no. I gotta follow them.
693
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,186
They can lead me to the guy
that dropped me in the lake.
694
00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:08,605
-Someone dropped you in a lake?
-Yeah, it was not good.
695
00:44:10,607 --> 00:44:12,026
-Peter--
-No. Stay there, Ned.
696
00:44:12,192 --> 00:44:13,777
Peter.
697
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:18,073
What are you doing?
698
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,491
Nothing.
699
00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,827
Yeah. You good?
700
00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:23,037
Chess.
701
00:44:25,998 --> 00:44:29,418
Man, can you imagine what the boss
would say if he knew where we were?
702
00:44:29,585 --> 00:44:31,670
It's saying there was
an energy pulse here.
703
00:44:31,837 --> 00:44:33,255
There's no sign of the weapon.
704
00:44:33,422 --> 00:44:36,383
-And even if it was here, now it's gone.
-So are we.
705
00:45:08,999 --> 00:45:11,919
This is so awesome.
706
00:45:12,086 --> 00:45:13,921
I know, right?
707
00:45:17,132 --> 00:45:18,926
They're in Brooklyn.
708
00:45:23,097 --> 00:45:25,057
Staten Island.
709
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,690
Leaving Jersey.
710
00:45:40,197 --> 00:45:41,949
They stopped.
711
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:45,744
Maryland?
712
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:48,163
-What's there?
-I don't know.
713
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:49,373
Evil lair?
714
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:51,959
-They have a lair?
-A gang with alien guns...
715
00:45:52,126 --> 00:45:53,919
...run by a guy with wings? Yeah.
716
00:45:54,086 --> 00:45:55,504
Badass.
717
00:45:55,671 --> 00:45:58,549
But how are you gonna get there
if it's, like, 300 miles away?
718
00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:03,387
It's not too far from D.C.
719
00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:05,597
-Hey, it's Peter.
-Guys.
720
00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:06,807
-Peter?
-Hey, buddy.
721
00:46:06,974 --> 00:46:08,851
I was hoping I could rejoin the team.
722
00:46:09,018 --> 00:46:10,644
No, no way. You can't quit on us...
723
00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:13,439
...stroll up and be welcomed back
by everyone.
724
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:16,483
Hey, welcome back!
Flash, you're back to first alternate.
725
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:17,985
-What?
-He's taking your place.
726
00:46:18,152 --> 00:46:19,528
Excuse me, can we go already?
727
00:46:19,695 --> 00:46:23,490
I was hoping to get in some protesting
in front of an embassy before dinner.
728
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:26,118
Protesting is patriotic.
Let's get on the bus.
729
00:46:28,078 --> 00:46:31,665
Focus up.
Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.
730
00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:33,459
The second law of thermodynamics.
731
00:46:34,001 --> 00:46:35,919
-Frank Sinatra.
-Fort Sumter.
732
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,922
-Flash is wrong.
-Okay, let's focus. Next one.
733
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,424
Liz, don't overwork them.
734
00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:42,634
Strontium, barium, vibranium.
735
00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:44,678
Very good, Peter. Glad to have you back.
736
00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:46,305
Glad to be back.
737
00:46:47,097 --> 00:46:50,142
-What is the current standard unit of--?
-Can I take this real quick?
738
00:46:50,309 --> 00:46:51,810
Yeah, fine.
739
00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:53,771
-Hello?
-Got a blip on my screen here.
740
00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:54,980
You left New York?
741
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:56,774
-Okay, focus up, everyone.
-Tracker.
742
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,068
Yeah, it's just a school trip. It's nothing.
743
00:46:59,234 --> 00:47:01,653
Happy, I gotta say,
tracking me without permission...
744
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,614
...is a complete violation of privacy.
745
00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:06,116
-That's different.
-What's different?
746
00:47:06,283 --> 00:47:08,744
Nothing. Look, it's just
the Academic Decathlon.
747
00:47:08,911 --> 00:47:11,997
-It's no big deal.
-Hey, hey. I'll decide if it's no big deal.
748
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:16,752
Sounds like no big deal,
but remember, I'm watching you.
749
00:47:28,055 --> 00:47:30,724
-Everyone stick together.
-Yeah.
750
00:47:31,225 --> 00:47:33,060
You kidding me? This place is huge.
751
00:47:33,227 --> 00:47:35,813
-I've seen bigger.
-There's a bird in here.
752
00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:39,233
-Hey, you brought your laptop, right?
-Why?
753
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:48,659
Peter...
754
00:47:48,826 --> 00:47:51,829
...why are we removing
the tracker from your suit?
755
00:47:53,414 --> 00:47:56,458
I gotta follow these guys to their boss
before they move again...
756
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:59,586
...and I don't really want Mr Stark
to know about it.
757
00:47:59,753 --> 00:48:01,588
So you're lying to Iron Man now?
758
00:48:01,755 --> 00:48:03,382
No, I'm not lying.
759
00:48:03,549 --> 00:48:06,176
He just doesn't really get
what I can do yet.
760
00:48:10,764 --> 00:48:12,266
Gotcha.
761
00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:16,603
All right, Happy,
enjoy tracking this lamp.
762
00:48:19,565 --> 00:48:22,609
There's a ton
of other subsystems in here...
763
00:48:22,776 --> 00:48:26,405
...but they're all disabled
by the Training Wheels Protocol.
764
00:48:26,572 --> 00:48:27,698
What?
765
00:48:27,865 --> 00:48:31,493
"Training Wheels Protocol"? Turn it off.
766
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:34,580
I don't think that's a good idea.
They're blocked for a reason.
767
00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:37,332
Come on, man,
I don't need training wheels.
768
00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:39,877
I'm sick of him treating me
like a kid all the time.
769
00:48:40,044 --> 00:48:42,338
-It's not cool.
-But you are a kid.
770
00:48:42,504 --> 00:48:44,590
A kid who can stop a bus
with his bare hands.
771
00:48:44,757 --> 00:48:48,510
Peter, I just don't think this is a great
idea. I mean, what if this is illegal?
772
00:48:48,677 --> 00:48:51,638
Look, please.
This is my chance to prove myself.
773
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:53,557
I can handle it. Ned, come on.
774
00:48:53,724 --> 00:48:56,435
-I don't think this is a good idea.
-The guy in the chair.
775
00:48:56,894 --> 00:48:59,063
-Don't do that.
-Come on.
776
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,079
The glowy thing, it's evidence.
Keep it safe.
777
00:49:15,245 --> 00:49:16,830
-All right?
-Okay. Okay.
778
00:49:18,457 --> 00:49:20,000
-They're moving.
-Be careful.
779
00:49:24,046 --> 00:49:25,714
-Hey, Liz.
-Perfect timing.
780
00:49:26,173 --> 00:49:27,299
We're gonna go swimming.
781
00:49:27,466 --> 00:49:29,134
-Come on, come on, come on.
-What?
782
00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:31,553
-Hey, Peter.
-Hi.
783
00:49:33,222 --> 00:49:34,556
Hey.
784
00:49:35,182 --> 00:49:39,019
I was-- I was gonna go study
in the business centre.
785
00:49:39,186 --> 00:49:41,522
You don't need to.
You're the smartest guy I've ever met.
786
00:49:41,689 --> 00:49:42,981
And besides...
787
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:46,944
...a rebellious group activity the day
before competition is good for morale.
788
00:49:48,404 --> 00:49:50,489
Well, I read that in a TED Talk, so--
789
00:49:50,656 --> 00:49:52,908
I-- I heard it in a TED Talk.
790
00:49:53,075 --> 00:49:54,993
And I read a coaching book.
791
00:49:56,078 --> 00:49:58,163
You really--
This is really important to you.
792
00:49:58,330 --> 00:50:00,207
Yeah. It's our future.
793
00:50:00,374 --> 00:50:01,792
I'm not gonna screw it up.
794
00:50:02,835 --> 00:50:06,714
Besides, we raided the minibar
and these candy bars were, like, $11.
795
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:10,134
-So get your trunks on and come on.
-Come on.
796
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:12,428
-Come on.
-I'm coming, I'm coming.
797
00:50:12,594 --> 00:50:13,637
Let's go.
798
00:50:37,536 --> 00:50:39,788
-Good evening, Peter.
-Hello? Hello?
799
00:50:39,955 --> 00:50:42,875
Congratulations on completing
the Training Wheels Protocol...
800
00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:45,586
...and gaining access
to your suit's full capabilities.
801
00:50:45,753 --> 00:50:47,338
Thank you.
802
00:50:47,504 --> 00:50:49,340
Where would you like
to take me tonight?
803
00:50:49,506 --> 00:50:52,217
I put a tracker on someone.
He's a bad guy.
804
00:50:52,384 --> 00:50:54,428
Tracker located.
805
00:50:54,887 --> 00:50:57,139
Plotting course to intercept target.
806
00:50:57,306 --> 00:51:00,392
As long as I make it back
in time for decathlon, it's fine.
807
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,111
One hundred metres
from destination and closing.
808
00:51:11,487 --> 00:51:13,113
Jump now.
809
00:51:17,618 --> 00:51:19,620
Detecting three individuals.
810
00:51:20,537 --> 00:51:23,957
Why is their secret lair
in a gas station? That's so lame.
811
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:29,755
Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?
812
00:51:29,922 --> 00:51:31,215
Do you want to hear
what they're saying?
813
00:51:31,382 --> 00:51:33,842
I can hear what they're saying? Yeah.
814
00:51:34,009 --> 00:51:35,928
Activating Enhanced
Reconnaissance Mode.
815
00:51:36,095 --> 00:51:39,014
I got the gauntlet from the Lagos
cleanup. The rest is my design.
816
00:51:39,181 --> 00:51:40,516
Whoa, that's so cool.
817
00:51:40,683 --> 00:51:42,518
Can't believe they're still cleaning up
that Triskelion mess.
818
00:51:42,685 --> 00:51:44,687
I love it. They keep making messes...
819
00:51:44,853 --> 00:51:47,231
-...we keep getting rich.
-Target inbound.
820
00:51:47,398 --> 00:51:49,024
They're in the middle of a heist.
821
00:51:49,191 --> 00:51:51,360
I could catch them red-handed.
This is awesome.
822
00:51:51,527 --> 00:51:53,821
Okay, I'll get closer
to see what's happening.
823
00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:56,699
Would you like me
to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?
824
00:51:56,865 --> 00:51:59,201
"Enhanced Combat Mode"? Yeah.
825
00:51:59,368 --> 00:52:00,828
Activating Instant Kill.
826
00:52:00,994 --> 00:52:03,080
No, no, no. I don't want to kill anybody.
827
00:52:03,247 --> 00:52:05,541
Deactivating Instant Kill.
828
00:52:08,502 --> 00:52:10,254
Did you hear that?
829
00:52:10,671 --> 00:52:12,631
What the hell just happened?
What was that?
830
00:52:12,798 --> 00:52:15,217
You jumped off the sign
and landed on your face.
831
00:52:17,803 --> 00:52:19,096
What's wrong with my web-shooters?
832
00:52:19,263 --> 00:52:21,598
Rapid-fire is the default
for Enhanced Combat Mode.
833
00:52:21,765 --> 00:52:24,476
-Why would I need rapid-fire?
-Would you like to see more options?
834
00:52:24,643 --> 00:52:27,646
You have 576 possible
web-shooter combinations.
835
00:52:28,063 --> 00:52:29,523
Mr Stark really overdid it.
836
00:52:29,690 --> 00:52:30,858
You two wait right here.
837
00:52:31,025 --> 00:52:33,152
Wait. You're gonna want
to turn on the dampers.
838
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:36,655
-That thing will shatter your arm.
-All right, where's the dampers?
839
00:52:36,822 --> 00:52:38,490
-That one.
-Great choice.
840
00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:41,243
Would you like me to set this
as your new default?
841
00:52:42,661 --> 00:52:43,787
No, no, no.
842
00:52:43,954 --> 00:52:46,498
-Push that in. No, the other--
-Here? This one here?
843
00:52:46,665 --> 00:52:49,001
-What was that?
-Taser webs.
844
00:52:49,168 --> 00:52:51,003
Taser webs? I don't want Taser webs.
845
00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:53,672
You seem to be unfamiliar
with your web-shooter settings.
846
00:52:54,173 --> 00:52:55,883
Would you like to run
a refresher course?
847
00:52:56,050 --> 00:52:58,385
-No. Just-- You choose.
-Sure thing.
848
00:52:58,552 --> 00:53:01,221
Six-alpha-niner,
are you running on time?
849
00:53:01,388 --> 00:53:04,850
Copy, central.
Six-alpha-niner on schedule.
850
00:53:07,561 --> 00:53:09,521
-I got a visual.
-Green light, green light.
851
00:53:14,109 --> 00:53:15,402
Oh, that's him.
852
00:53:19,156 --> 00:53:21,200
Okay. I got eyes on the convoy.
853
00:53:21,367 --> 00:53:22,785
Pulling in behind the caboose.
854
00:53:24,578 --> 00:53:25,621
Deploy anchors.
855
00:53:36,423 --> 00:53:37,758
Dropping down.
856
00:53:40,344 --> 00:53:42,262
No outgoing distress signals.
You're clear.
857
00:53:44,223 --> 00:53:47,518
Hey. Looks like they got
some good stuff here.
858
00:53:56,110 --> 00:53:58,821
Cool. It's like some kind of
matter phase shifter.
859
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:05,369
All right, coming up.
860
00:54:10,708 --> 00:54:12,835
Hey, Big Bird.
This doesn't belong to you.
861
00:54:14,128 --> 00:54:15,629
Oh, God.
862
00:54:22,428 --> 00:54:24,930
-Suit lady, what was that?!
-You told me to choose.
863
00:54:25,931 --> 00:54:28,475
What? No, just set everything
back to normal.
864
00:54:28,976 --> 00:54:30,894
Activating all systems.
865
00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:48,829
My head.
866
00:54:48,996 --> 00:54:51,790
You appear to have a mild concussion.
867
00:54:54,001 --> 00:54:57,171
Hey, so where am I right now?
868
00:54:57,338 --> 00:54:58,464
I'm not sure.
869
00:54:59,006 --> 00:55:01,175
The container walls are hindering
my sensors.
870
00:55:02,843 --> 00:55:04,219
Wait a minute.
871
00:55:04,386 --> 00:55:07,931
They must have hijacked the truck
and taken me to their evil lair.
872
00:55:08,432 --> 00:55:11,852
Okay, suit lady, we're gonna have
to fight our way out of this one.
873
00:55:12,227 --> 00:55:14,271
Three, two, one.
874
00:55:20,819 --> 00:55:22,529
What is this place?
875
00:55:22,696 --> 00:55:23,947
Suit lady, where am I?
876
00:55:24,114 --> 00:55:26,909
You're in the most secure facility
on the eastern seaboard.
877
00:55:27,076 --> 00:55:28,786
The Damage Control deep storage vault.
878
00:55:28,952 --> 00:55:31,455
No. Seriously?
879
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,794
The door will most likely remain closed
until morning.
880
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,253
Morning?
881
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:43,509
Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad
calling you "suit lady," you know?
882
00:55:43,676 --> 00:55:45,969
I think I should probably
give you a name.
883
00:55:46,136 --> 00:55:48,472
Like Liz. No, no, no.
884
00:55:48,639 --> 00:55:50,641
God, that's-- That's weird.
885
00:55:50,808 --> 00:55:53,185
What about Karen?
886
00:55:53,602 --> 00:55:55,437
You can call me Karen
if you would like.
887
00:55:55,604 --> 00:55:58,732
Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?
888
00:55:59,650 --> 00:56:00,818
What?
889
00:56:00,984 --> 00:56:02,903
Maybe we should run
that refresher course.
890
00:56:03,070 --> 00:56:05,239
-Ricochet web.
-Ricochet web.
891
00:56:05,406 --> 00:56:08,283
-Cool.
-Splitter web.
892
00:56:09,451 --> 00:56:12,329
-Web grenade.
-Web grenade!
893
00:56:14,081 --> 00:56:16,750
Should I tell Liz that I'm Spider-Man?
894
00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:17,960
Who is Liz?
895
00:56:18,127 --> 00:56:20,796
Who's Liz? She's--
896
00:56:20,963 --> 00:56:22,423
She's the best. She's awesome.
897
00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:25,300
She's just a girl who goes to my school.
898
00:56:25,467 --> 00:56:26,510
And--
899
00:56:26,677 --> 00:56:30,597
Yeah, I just-- I really want to tell her,
but it's kind of weird, you know?
900
00:56:30,764 --> 00:56:33,976
"Hey, I'm Spider-Man."
901
00:56:34,143 --> 00:56:35,269
What's weird about that?
902
00:56:35,436 --> 00:56:37,479
What if she's expecting
someone like Tony Stark?
903
00:56:37,646 --> 00:56:39,648
Imagine how disappointed
she'd be when she sees me.
904
00:56:39,815 --> 00:56:43,360
Well, if I were her,
I wouldn't be disappointed at all.
905
00:56:43,527 --> 00:56:45,029
Thanks, Karen.
906
00:56:45,195 --> 00:56:47,948
It's really nice
to have somebody to talk to.
907
00:56:48,115 --> 00:56:49,950
Hey, how long we been here anyways?
908
00:56:50,117 --> 00:56:51,994
-Thirty-seven minutes.
-What?!
909
00:56:52,161 --> 00:56:53,871
Thirty-seven minutes? That's insane.
910
00:56:54,038 --> 00:56:57,708
I cannot take this anymore.
I got to-- I gotta get out of here.
911
00:56:59,626 --> 00:57:02,463
There's got to be something in here
I can use.
912
00:57:03,505 --> 00:57:05,257
Okay, let's see.
913
00:57:05,424 --> 00:57:06,967
Nope.
914
00:57:08,177 --> 00:57:09,345
That's awesome.
915
00:57:10,971 --> 00:57:12,431
Hey, it's like the glowy thing.
916
00:57:12,598 --> 00:57:15,601
That glowy thing is
an explosive Chitauri energy core.
917
00:57:15,768 --> 00:57:17,770
You mean, we've been
carrying around a bomb?
918
00:57:17,936 --> 00:57:21,648
It would require radiation
to transform it into an explosive state.
919
00:57:22,274 --> 00:57:24,485
No, no, no.
920
00:57:28,364 --> 00:57:31,241
Hey! Please!
Please, somebody let me out! Hey!
921
00:57:31,408 --> 00:57:33,327
Karen, you have to help me override
that time lock.
922
00:57:34,078 --> 00:57:36,080
Okay, Karen, lower the voltage
and run it.
923
00:57:36,246 --> 00:57:37,748
Trial unsuccessful.
924
00:57:37,915 --> 00:57:40,584
Okay, we're just gonna have
to try every sequence.
925
00:57:43,170 --> 00:57:46,298
Ned, Peter, we're gonna be late.
Come on, let's go.
926
00:57:46,465 --> 00:57:48,759
Okay. Hold on, hold on.
927
00:57:52,554 --> 00:57:55,641
Initiating trial 247.
928
00:57:56,183 --> 00:57:57,559
It worked. It works.
929
00:58:09,905 --> 00:58:13,617
Please be sure
all cell phones are turned off.
930
00:58:13,784 --> 00:58:14,827
Thank you.
931
00:58:14,993 --> 00:58:16,870
Karen, get me to decathlon
as fast as possible.
932
00:58:17,037 --> 00:58:18,163
Sure thing. Just tell me where it is.
933
00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:19,998
Across the street
from the Washington Monument.
934
00:58:20,165 --> 00:58:21,291
It's Ned. Leave a message.
935
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:23,127
Call me back.
The glowy thing's a bomb!
936
00:58:28,757 --> 00:58:31,093
There's a vehicle approaching
on your right.
937
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:33,470
We have now entered sudden death.
938
00:58:33,637 --> 00:58:36,432
The next correct answer wins
the championship.
939
00:58:40,769 --> 00:58:42,688
Midtown Tech?
940
00:58:42,855 --> 00:58:44,481
Zero.
941
00:58:44,648 --> 00:58:45,691
That is correct.
942
00:58:46,442 --> 00:58:48,736
Midtown takes the championship.
943
00:58:50,237 --> 00:58:52,239
-We won.
-You guys, I am so proud of you.
944
00:58:52,406 --> 00:58:55,576
-Told you we didn't need Peter.
-Flash, you didn't answer a question.
945
00:58:55,743 --> 00:58:58,704
-Taking it all in, Michelle?
-Oh, yeah, I just--
946
00:58:58,871 --> 00:59:01,206
I don't want to celebrate something
that was built by slaves.
947
00:59:01,373 --> 00:59:03,834
I'm sure the Washington Monument
wasn't built by--
948
00:59:07,296 --> 00:59:08,339
Okay.
949
00:59:08,797 --> 00:59:10,966
-Enjoy your book.
-Thanks.
950
00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:16,013
-Oh, Ned, you're alive.
-Peter, are you okay?
951
00:59:16,180 --> 00:59:17,765
Where's the glowy thing?
The glowy thing?
952
00:59:17,931 --> 00:59:19,266
It's safe. It's in my backpack.
953
00:59:19,433 --> 00:59:21,518
Ned, listen,
the glowy thing is dangerous.
954
00:59:21,685 --> 00:59:23,270
You missed the decathlon.
I covered for you.
955
00:59:23,437 --> 00:59:25,356
-Listen.
-We're at the Washington Monument.
956
00:59:25,522 --> 00:59:26,899
-Peter, is that you?
-Hey, Liz.
957
00:59:27,066 --> 00:59:28,484
-Is that Liz?
-Put Ned back on the phone.
958
00:59:28,650 --> 00:59:31,779
-You should tell her how you feel.
-You flake. You are lucky we won.
959
00:59:31,945 --> 00:59:35,532
I want to be mad, but I'm more worried.
Like, what is going on with you?
960
00:59:35,699 --> 00:59:37,201
I have to talk to Ned. It's important.
961
00:59:37,368 --> 00:59:39,620
-All items on the belt, please.
-There's something in Ned's backpack.
962
00:59:39,787 --> 00:59:41,872
It's dangerous.
Don't let it go through x-ray.
963
00:59:44,792 --> 00:59:46,960
Liz? Liz! Damn it.
964
00:59:50,464 --> 00:59:52,758
Can I be the one
to tell Peter he's expelled?
965
00:59:56,970 --> 01:00:02,726
The Washington Monument is 555 feet,
five and one-eighth inches tall.
966
01:00:04,478 --> 01:00:07,481
Notice how the marble and granite
are cut around the stone.
967
01:00:14,905 --> 01:00:17,324
No, no, no.
Karen, what's going on up there?
968
01:00:18,325 --> 01:00:19,827
The Chitauri core has detonated...
969
01:00:19,993 --> 01:00:21,995
...and caused severe structural damage
to the elevator.
970
01:00:22,162 --> 01:00:23,372
-Oh, no.
-My friends are up there.
971
01:00:23,539 --> 01:00:26,083
What? Don't worry, ma'am,
everything's gonna be okay.
972
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:28,335
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, my God, that's tall.
973
01:00:34,425 --> 01:00:35,926
Oh, my God. Look at the ceiling.
974
01:00:36,093 --> 01:00:37,594
Just stay calm, everyone.
975
01:00:37,761 --> 01:00:39,430
Oh, we are all going to die here.
976
01:00:42,057 --> 01:00:44,727
Estimating 10 minutes
before catastrophic failure.
977
01:00:44,893 --> 01:00:46,395
We're freaking screwed.
978
01:00:46,562 --> 01:00:49,690
Okay, I know that was scary,
but our safety systems are working.
979
01:00:49,857 --> 01:00:52,276
The safety systems
are completely failing.
980
01:00:52,443 --> 01:00:54,111
We're very safe in here.
981
01:00:54,278 --> 01:00:56,864
The occupants are
in imminent mortal danger.
982
01:00:57,031 --> 01:00:58,115
Going as fast as I can!
983
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,168
-Let's go.
-Give me your hand.
984
01:01:10,586 --> 01:01:12,880
You now have 125 seconds
until catastrophic failure.
985
01:01:13,047 --> 01:01:14,089
What?! Why?
986
01:01:14,590 --> 01:01:17,593
Unexpected motion has caused
the deterioration to escalate.
987
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,221
-How do I get in there?
-Activating reconnaissance drone.
988
01:01:23,849 --> 01:01:25,976
Has that been there this whole time?
That's awesome.
989
01:01:26,435 --> 01:01:28,687
Locating optimal entry point.
990
01:01:30,397 --> 01:01:32,066
Proceed to southwest window.
991
01:01:32,232 --> 01:01:33,984
Karen, I'm on my way.
992
01:01:38,530 --> 01:01:40,532
-There's a lot of glass here.
-You got this.
993
01:01:40,699 --> 01:01:41,909
Keep coming, keep coming.
994
01:01:55,964 --> 01:01:57,966
Okay. Oh, my God.
995
01:01:58,133 --> 01:01:59,802
Okay.
996
01:02:01,470 --> 01:02:03,514
What's wrong? You've reached
the southwest window.
997
01:02:03,681 --> 01:02:05,432
-Why are you hesitating?
-It's fine.
998
01:02:05,599 --> 01:02:07,309
I've just never been this high before.
999
01:02:07,476 --> 01:02:09,645
You have also not reinstalled
your parachute...
1000
01:02:09,812 --> 01:02:12,523
...so a fall from this height
would most likely be lethal.
1001
01:02:14,149 --> 01:02:15,609
Perfect.
1002
01:02:15,776 --> 01:02:17,361
Oh, my God.
1003
01:02:18,904 --> 01:02:20,030
Why is it not breaking?
1004
01:02:20,197 --> 01:02:23,867
It's four-inch ballistic glass.
You'll have to create more momentum.
1005
01:02:43,095 --> 01:02:45,431
This is D.C. Metro Police.
Identify yourself.
1006
01:02:45,597 --> 01:02:47,182
My friends are in there! Stop!
1007
01:02:47,349 --> 01:02:49,101
Return to the ground immediately.
1008
01:02:49,268 --> 01:02:51,270
-Okay, who's next?
-Me, it's my turn.
1009
01:02:51,437 --> 01:02:53,272
Flash, seriously? What are you doing?
1010
01:02:53,439 --> 01:02:56,400
-Come on.
-Don't worry about the trophy.
1011
01:03:03,866 --> 01:03:05,034
Stand down!
1012
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,953
Return to the ground immediately.
1013
01:03:12,124 --> 01:03:14,126
Return to the ground
or we will open fire!
1014
01:03:14,293 --> 01:03:16,128
Go up, go up.
1015
01:03:16,962 --> 01:03:18,339
I got this.
1016
01:03:18,505 --> 01:03:20,174
Take my trophy.
1017
01:03:22,009 --> 01:03:24,219
This is your last chance.
1018
01:03:24,386 --> 01:03:26,430
I'm gonna die.
1019
01:03:35,189 --> 01:03:36,065
Break!
1020
01:03:50,329 --> 01:03:51,997
I did it.
1021
01:04:05,594 --> 01:04:07,554
Hey, how you doing?
Don't worry. I got you.
1022
01:04:08,013 --> 01:04:10,557
-Yes! Yes.
-Hey, hey, hey.
1023
01:04:10,724 --> 01:04:12,810
-Big guy, quit moving around.
-I'm sorry, sir.
1024
01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:17,481
Let's go, let's go!
1025
01:04:23,362 --> 01:04:24,405
Okay, okay.
1026
01:04:24,571 --> 01:04:26,532
-Mr Harrington, go.
-Ned, come on.
1027
01:04:26,699 --> 01:04:28,492
-This is your stop.
-Come on, Liz.
1028
01:04:28,659 --> 01:04:31,578
Go, go, go. Everybody out.
Move it, people. Move it, move it.
1029
01:04:31,745 --> 01:04:33,247
-Are you sure it's safe?
-Liz.
1030
01:04:34,164 --> 01:04:35,374
Liz!
1031
01:04:39,586 --> 01:04:41,255
You're okay. You're okay.
1032
01:04:44,758 --> 01:04:46,135
Okay.
1033
01:04:46,677 --> 01:04:47,970
-Oh, my God.
-Good, good.
1034
01:04:48,137 --> 01:04:50,014
Come on up.
Come on, you guys, stay back.
1035
01:04:50,180 --> 01:04:52,182
-Come on in.
-You guys good?
1036
01:04:52,349 --> 01:04:53,726
So is everyone okay?
1037
01:04:55,185 --> 01:04:57,187
This is your chance, Peter.
1038
01:04:57,354 --> 01:04:59,189
Kiss her.
1039
01:05:02,943 --> 01:05:04,611
Thank you.
1040
01:05:07,614 --> 01:05:10,159
Are you really friends with Peter Parker?
1041
01:05:17,124 --> 01:05:22,004
I can finish the next order, but without
any new materials from that truck....
1042
01:05:22,588 --> 01:05:24,757
Yeah, damn it.
1043
01:05:25,257 --> 01:05:27,468
We still have enough to do
the Gargan deal though, right?
1044
01:05:27,634 --> 01:05:29,636
Yeah, but then that's it.
1045
01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:35,851
Maybe it is time
that I built the high-altitude seal.
1046
01:05:36,018 --> 01:05:37,603
-Would you shut up about that?
-It's only one job.
1047
01:05:37,770 --> 01:05:39,271
No.
1048
01:05:40,773 --> 01:05:44,026
Eight years, not a word from the feds,
nothing from those...
1049
01:05:44,193 --> 01:05:48,238
...Halloween-costume-wearing bozos
up there in Stark Tower.
1050
01:05:48,405 --> 01:05:53,118
And then all of a sudden,
this little bastard in red tights shows up.
1051
01:05:53,285 --> 01:05:56,955
And he thinks he can tear down
everything I've built.
1052
01:05:58,457 --> 01:06:00,000
Really?
1053
01:06:01,168 --> 01:06:02,336
I'm gonna kill him.
1054
01:06:02,503 --> 01:06:04,546
-I'm gonna find him--
-Found him.
1055
01:06:04,713 --> 01:06:06,006
The Spider-Man swooped in...
1056
01:06:06,173 --> 01:06:09,093
...heroically saving an Academic
Decathlon team from Queens.
1057
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,471
The identity of the masked hero
is still unknown.
1058
01:06:14,932 --> 01:06:17,476
-Mom.
-Oh, kids. All right.
1059
01:06:17,643 --> 01:06:20,145
Peter. Come here,
come here, come here.
1060
01:06:24,066 --> 01:06:26,568
This past weekend,
Midtown's Academic Decathlon team...
1061
01:06:26,735 --> 01:06:29,697
...defeated the country's best
to win the national championship.
1062
01:06:29,863 --> 01:06:31,532
Later that day,
they also defeated death.
1063
01:06:31,699 --> 01:06:34,118
Explosion. Sally scream.
Flash scream. Everybody screaming.
1064
01:06:34,284 --> 01:06:38,080
There were purple lasers and smoke.
It was **** tight, like a Bon Jovi concert.
1065
01:06:38,247 --> 01:06:41,625
As you know, we made it out alive,
and that's the important thing.
1066
01:06:41,792 --> 01:06:44,878
I couldn't bear to lose
a student on a school trip.
1067
01:06:46,130 --> 01:06:47,172
Not again.
1068
01:06:47,339 --> 01:06:51,510
Thankfully, no one was seriously injured
thanks to the Spider-Man.
1069
01:06:51,677 --> 01:06:53,470
-Thank you, Spider-Man.
-Thank you, Spider-Man.
1070
01:06:53,637 --> 01:06:56,557
Up next: the Spider-Man mania
is sweeping the school.
1071
01:06:56,724 --> 01:06:59,351
How can you show your spider spirit?
1072
01:07:03,272 --> 01:07:05,190
Dude, dude, dude.
1073
01:07:05,357 --> 01:07:08,068
What is it like being famous
when nobody knows it's you?
1074
01:07:08,235 --> 01:07:09,695
-Crazy, dude.
-It's crazy.
1075
01:07:09,862 --> 01:07:11,697
-Should we tell everyone?
-No.
1076
01:07:11,864 --> 01:07:14,658
-Should I tell everyone?
-No, dude. That's not a good idea.
1077
01:07:15,075 --> 01:07:18,162
-Okay, come on, we'll be late to class.
-I'm not going to class.
1078
01:07:18,328 --> 01:07:20,080
You're already in trouble
for ditching the decathlon.
1079
01:07:20,247 --> 01:07:21,790
Dude, listen, I figured it out.
1080
01:07:21,957 --> 01:07:23,876
The wingsuit guy is stealing
from Damage Control.
1081
01:07:24,043 --> 01:07:27,046
What he takes from Damage Control,
that's how he builds the weapons.
1082
01:07:27,212 --> 01:07:30,132
-So all I gotta do is catch him.
-But we have a Spanish quiz.
1083
01:07:30,299 --> 01:07:32,509
Ned, I'm probably never gonna
come back here.
1084
01:07:32,676 --> 01:07:35,721
Mr Stark is moving
the Avengers upstate...
1085
01:07:35,888 --> 01:07:37,848
-...so when I bring this guy in--
-Dude.
1086
01:07:38,015 --> 01:07:39,933
You want to be a high school dropout?
1087
01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:42,770
I am so far beyond high school
right now.
1088
01:07:42,936 --> 01:07:45,647
Parker, my office.
1089
01:07:48,317 --> 01:07:49,943
So...
1090
01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:51,612
...you got detention.
1091
01:07:51,779 --> 01:07:53,947
You screwed up.
You know what you did was wrong.
1092
01:07:54,114 --> 01:07:56,492
The question is,
how are you gonna make things right?
1093
01:07:56,658 --> 01:07:57,826
Maybe you were trying to be cool.
1094
01:07:58,535 --> 01:08:01,205
But take it from a guy
who's been frozen for 65 years...
1095
01:08:01,372 --> 01:08:04,500
...the only way to really be cool
is to follow the rules.
1096
01:08:05,501 --> 01:08:08,128
We all know what's right.
We all know what's wrong.
1097
01:08:08,295 --> 01:08:10,839
Next time those turkeys try
to convince you of something...
1098
01:08:11,006 --> 01:08:13,258
-...you know is wrong...
-Where you going? Get back here.
1099
01:08:13,425 --> 01:08:15,803
...just think to yourself,
what would Captain America do?
1100
01:08:15,969 --> 01:08:17,763
Why are you here?
You don't have detention.
1101
01:08:17,930 --> 01:08:21,517
Oh, I know. I just like coming here
to sketch people in crisis.
1102
01:08:24,728 --> 01:08:26,271
It's you.
1103
01:08:26,772 --> 01:08:30,526
So your body's changing.
Believe me, I know how that feels.
1104
01:08:42,121 --> 01:08:43,789
May?
1105
01:08:47,292 --> 01:08:48,335
Hey, Karen. What's up?
1106
01:08:48,502 --> 01:08:50,295
Hey, Peter.
How was your Spanish quiz?
1107
01:08:50,462 --> 01:08:51,547
I was wondering if you could help me.
1108
01:08:51,714 --> 01:08:54,216
I'm trying to figure out who the guys
under the bridge were that night...
1109
01:08:54,383 --> 01:08:56,844
...but I can only remember
part of a licence plate.
1110
01:08:57,011 --> 01:08:59,805
I can run facial recognition
on the footage of that encounter.
1111
01:08:59,972 --> 01:09:01,473
-Footage?
-Yes, Peter.
1112
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:03,517
I record everything you see.
1113
01:09:03,684 --> 01:09:04,810
-Everything?
-Everything.
1114
01:09:04,977 --> 01:09:07,312
-All the time?
-It's called the Baby-Monitor Protocol.
1115
01:09:08,105 --> 01:09:10,024
Yeah, of course it is.
1116
01:09:11,233 --> 01:09:14,069
-Yeah, just roll it back to last Friday.
-With pleasure.
1117
01:09:14,236 --> 01:09:16,113
Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick-ass party.
1118
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,866
Hey, what's up, Liz?
Peter's told me a lot about you.
1119
01:09:19,033 --> 01:09:20,993
No, no, no.
This is just me messing around.
1120
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,870
Go later in the day, later in the day.
1121
01:09:23,037 --> 01:09:25,205
It is I, Thor, son of Odin.
1122
01:09:25,372 --> 01:09:26,832
No, no, no. That's definitely--
1123
01:09:26,999 --> 01:09:28,584
That's definitely not
what we wanted to watch.
1124
01:09:28,751 --> 01:09:32,254
-Your impressions are very funny.
-Fast-forward to the arms deal.
1125
01:09:32,421 --> 01:09:33,714
Okay.
1126
01:09:33,881 --> 01:09:37,384
-The two on the right, who are they?
-Searching law enforcement databases.
1127
01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:40,262
No records found
for two of the individuals.
1128
01:09:40,429 --> 01:09:42,514
-Nothing?
-One individual identified.
1129
01:09:42,681 --> 01:09:44,808
Aaron Davis, age 33.
1130
01:09:44,975 --> 01:09:47,811
He has a criminal record
and an address here in Queens.
1131
01:09:47,978 --> 01:09:49,229
Let's pay him a visit.
1132
01:09:49,396 --> 01:09:52,733
Would you like me to activate
the Enhanced Interrogation Protocol?
1133
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:53,984
Yeah.
1134
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:10,959
-Remember me?
-Hey--
1135
01:10:11,126 --> 01:10:12,961
I need information.
You'll give it to me now.
1136
01:10:13,128 --> 01:10:14,838
-All right, chill.
-Come on!
1137
01:10:15,589 --> 01:10:18,217
-What happened to your voice?
-What do you mean?
1138
01:10:18,384 --> 01:10:20,469
I heard you by the bridge.
I know what a girl sound like.
1139
01:10:20,636 --> 01:10:23,597
I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.
I mean, I'm a-- I'm a man.
1140
01:10:23,764 --> 01:10:25,599
I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl--
1141
01:10:25,766 --> 01:10:27,434
I'm not a girl. I'm a man.
1142
01:10:27,601 --> 01:10:29,937
Come on, man.
Look, who is selling these weapons?
1143
01:10:30,312 --> 01:10:32,398
I need to know. Give me names or else.
1144
01:10:36,068 --> 01:10:40,364
-You ain't ever done this before, huh?
-Deactivate Interrogation Mode.
1145
01:10:41,740 --> 01:10:42,783
Look, man.
1146
01:10:43,450 --> 01:10:46,161
These guys are selling weapons
that are crazy dangerous.
1147
01:10:46,328 --> 01:10:47,746
They can't be out on the streets.
1148
01:10:47,913 --> 01:10:50,082
If one of them can cut
Delmar's Bodega in half--
1149
01:10:50,249 --> 01:10:52,835
-You know Delmar's?
-Yeah, best sandwich in Queens.
1150
01:10:53,002 --> 01:10:55,212
-Sub Haven's pretty good.
-It's too much bread.
1151
01:10:55,379 --> 01:10:57,506
-I like bread.
-Come on, man, please.
1152
01:10:59,842 --> 01:11:02,553
Stupid Interrogation Mode.
Karen, don't ever do that again.
1153
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,181
The other night, you told that dude,
"If you shoot somebody, shoot me."
1154
01:11:06,348 --> 01:11:07,808
That's pretty ballsy.
1155
01:11:07,975 --> 01:11:10,019
I don't want those weapons
in this neighbourhood.
1156
01:11:10,185 --> 01:11:11,562
I got a nephew who live here.
1157
01:11:12,771 --> 01:11:14,023
Who are these guys?
1158
01:11:14,189 --> 01:11:16,108
What can you tell me
about the guy with the wings?
1159
01:11:16,275 --> 01:11:18,527
Other than he's a psychopath
dressed like a demon, nothing.
1160
01:11:18,694 --> 01:11:20,654
I don't know who he is
or where he is.
1161
01:11:23,532 --> 01:11:27,119
-I do know where he's gonna be.
-Really?
1162
01:11:27,286 --> 01:11:29,538
Yeah, this crazy dude
I used to work with...
1163
01:11:29,705 --> 01:11:32,124
...he's supposed
to be doing a deal with him.
1164
01:11:32,291 --> 01:11:33,917
Yes! Yes.
1165
01:11:34,084 --> 01:11:35,669
-Thank--
-Hey. Hey. Hey.
1166
01:11:35,836 --> 01:11:38,130
I didn't tell you where.
You don't have a location.
1167
01:11:38,297 --> 01:11:40,799
Right, of course.
Yeah, my bad. Silly. Just--
1168
01:11:40,966 --> 01:11:42,217
Yeah.
1169
01:11:42,384 --> 01:11:44,553
-Where is it?
-Can I give you some advice?
1170
01:11:45,512 --> 01:11:47,765
You got to get better
at this part of the job.
1171
01:11:47,931 --> 01:11:49,391
I don't understand.
1172
01:11:49,558 --> 01:11:50,934
I'm intimidating.
1173
01:11:51,101 --> 01:11:53,979
-Staten Island Ferry, 11.
-Oh, that's soon.
1174
01:11:54,146 --> 01:11:55,856
That's gonna dissolve in two hours.
1175
01:11:56,023 --> 01:11:58,609
No, no, no. Come fix this.
1176
01:11:58,776 --> 01:12:00,444
-Two hours. You deserve that.
-I got ice cream in here.
1177
01:12:00,611 --> 01:12:03,197
You deserve that. You're a criminal.
Bye, Mr Criminal.
1178
01:12:17,836 --> 01:12:19,129
Nice.
1179
01:12:22,424 --> 01:12:25,052
Okay, Karen, activate
Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.
1180
01:12:25,219 --> 01:12:26,261
Sure thing.
1181
01:12:26,637 --> 01:12:28,764
He's up front, main deck.
1182
01:12:28,931 --> 01:12:30,349
I hate this guy.
1183
01:12:30,516 --> 01:12:32,851
It's the guy from the bridge, right?
Who's that other guy?
1184
01:12:33,018 --> 01:12:34,645
Just keep me posted.
1185
01:12:34,812 --> 01:12:36,689
There's no record of him
in my criminal database.
1186
01:12:36,855 --> 01:12:39,525
Incoming call from May Parker. Should
I reroute to your heads-up display?
1187
01:12:39,692 --> 01:12:42,111
I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.
1188
01:12:42,986 --> 01:12:47,366
Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy.
We can't let anybody get away this time.
1189
01:12:55,624 --> 01:12:57,710
-Who's the guy on the left?
-Mac Gargan.
1190
01:12:57,876 --> 01:13:00,295
Extensive criminal record,
including homicide.
1191
01:13:00,462 --> 01:13:02,297
Would you like me
to activate Instant Kill?
1192
01:13:02,464 --> 01:13:05,884
No, Karen, stop it
with the Instant Kill already.
1193
01:13:07,094 --> 01:13:09,388
White pickup truck.
1194
01:13:13,726 --> 01:13:16,020
Dronie, scan the ship
for a white pickup truck.
1195
01:13:36,915 --> 01:13:38,167
Oh, this is too perfect.
1196
01:13:38,334 --> 01:13:40,669
I got the weapons, buyers
and sellers in one place.
1197
01:13:40,836 --> 01:13:43,797
-Incoming call from Tony Stark.
-No, no, no.
1198
01:13:43,964 --> 01:13:46,133
-Don't answer.
-Mr Parker. Got a sec?
1199
01:13:46,300 --> 01:13:48,719
-I'm actually at school.
-No, you're not.
1200
01:13:48,886 --> 01:13:50,763
-Nice work in D.C.
-Okay.
1201
01:13:50,929 --> 01:13:53,640
My dad never really gave me
a lot of support...
1202
01:13:53,807 --> 01:13:55,976
...and I'm trying to break
the cycle of shame.
1203
01:13:56,143 --> 01:13:57,311
I'm in the middle of something.
1204
01:13:57,478 --> 01:13:58,854
Don't cut me off
when I'm complimenting you.
1205
01:13:59,021 --> 01:14:02,149
Anyway, great things are about to--
What is that?
1206
01:14:03,108 --> 01:14:04,777
I'm at band practice.
1207
01:14:04,943 --> 01:14:09,615
That's odd. Happy told me you quit
band six weeks ago. What's up?
1208
01:14:09,782 --> 01:14:11,992
-I gotta go. End call.
-Hey.
1209
01:14:12,159 --> 01:14:13,285
I'll take those!
1210
01:14:16,914 --> 01:14:20,250
Hey, guys. The illegal weapons-deal
ferry was at 10:30. You missed it.
1211
01:14:29,259 --> 01:14:30,886
Spider guy's here.
1212
01:14:34,056 --> 01:14:36,058
Not so fast.
1213
01:14:36,892 --> 01:14:40,187
Are you guys okay?
My bad. That was a little hard.
1214
01:14:40,729 --> 01:14:43,899
I got to say, the other guy
was way better with that thing.
1215
01:14:44,358 --> 01:14:45,567
I'm honestly--
1216
01:14:45,734 --> 01:14:47,695
I'm-- I'm shocked.
1217
01:14:59,748 --> 01:15:01,709
-Freeze! FBI.
-Don't move.
1218
01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:03,669
-Get on the ground.
-FBI.
1219
01:15:03,836 --> 01:15:04,878
What do you mean, FBI?
1220
01:15:05,045 --> 01:15:08,465
-The Federal Bureau of Investigation.
-I know, but what are they doing here?
1221
01:15:16,432 --> 01:15:18,517
Get out of the way. Get out of the way!
1222
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,811
No.
1223
01:15:22,730 --> 01:15:25,524
Look out, look out, look out.
Move, move, move!
1224
01:15:31,155 --> 01:15:32,531
-Move.
-Get to the top deck.
1225
01:15:32,698 --> 01:15:34,241
We're getting out of here.
1226
01:16:13,322 --> 01:16:15,407
Activate Taser web!
1227
01:16:26,835 --> 01:16:29,880
You're messing with things
you don't understand.
1228
01:17:09,253 --> 01:17:11,046
Oh, my God. What do I do? Karen...
1229
01:17:11,213 --> 01:17:14,466
...give me an x-ray of the boat
and target all the strongest points.
1230
01:17:17,302 --> 01:17:19,346
Web grenade. Web grenade.
1231
01:17:21,181 --> 01:17:23,392
Splitter web, go.
1232
01:17:51,462 --> 01:17:54,590
Great job, Peter.
You are 98 percent successful.
1233
01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:58,010
-Ninety-eight?
-Yeah, Spider-Man!
1234
01:17:59,178 --> 01:18:01,764
No, no, no.
1235
01:18:36,382 --> 01:18:38,008
What the hell?
1236
01:18:41,428 --> 01:18:43,305
What the hell?
1237
01:18:45,099 --> 01:18:46,809
Hi, Spider-Man.
1238
01:18:46,975 --> 01:18:49,353
Band practice, was it?
1239
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,210
Yeah, Iron Man!
1240
01:19:20,801 --> 01:19:22,386
Mr Stark.
1241
01:19:23,929 --> 01:19:27,391
Hey, Mr Stark, could I do anything?
What do you want me to do?
1242
01:19:28,183 --> 01:19:30,436
I think you've done enough.
1243
01:19:44,575 --> 01:19:47,828
So that's it. You're just gonna run?
1244
01:19:50,205 --> 01:19:52,666
Feds were waiting for us.
1245
01:19:52,833 --> 01:19:55,502
Now we're on Iron Man's radar?
1246
01:19:56,128 --> 01:19:57,921
Yeah, I'm running.
1247
01:19:58,714 --> 01:19:59,882
You should too.
1248
01:20:00,424 --> 01:20:02,259
You know I can't do that.
1249
01:20:02,426 --> 01:20:03,635
So now what?
1250
01:20:04,053 --> 01:20:08,766
Mason, can you get that high-altitude
seal thing up and running in time?
1251
01:20:09,558 --> 01:20:10,934
Seriously?
1252
01:20:11,101 --> 01:20:13,270
Yes. You will not regret this.
1253
01:20:16,732 --> 01:20:18,233
You in?
1254
01:20:28,869 --> 01:20:30,954
Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch...
1255
01:20:31,121 --> 01:20:32,831
...I tell you to stay away from this.
1256
01:20:32,998 --> 01:20:35,626
Instead, you hacked
a multimillion-dollar suit...
1257
01:20:35,793 --> 01:20:38,045
...so you could sneak around
behind my back...
1258
01:20:38,212 --> 01:20:41,048
...doing the one thing
I told you not to do.
1259
01:20:41,215 --> 01:20:42,216
Is everyone okay?
1260
01:20:43,092 --> 01:20:45,594
No thanks to you.
1261
01:20:46,387 --> 01:20:48,389
No thanks to me?
1262
01:20:49,932 --> 01:20:52,559
Those weapons were out there,
and I tried to tell you about it...
1263
01:20:52,726 --> 01:20:54,103
...but you didn't listen.
1264
01:20:54,269 --> 01:20:57,690
None of this would've happened
if you had just listened to me.
1265
01:20:57,856 --> 01:20:59,900
If you even cared,
you'd actually be here.
1266
01:21:04,446 --> 01:21:07,533
I did listen, kid.
Who do you think called the FBI, huh?
1267
01:21:07,908 --> 01:21:10,285
Do you know I was the only one
who believed in you?
1268
01:21:10,452 --> 01:21:14,248
Everyone else said I was crazy
to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
1269
01:21:14,415 --> 01:21:16,709
-I'm 15.
-No, this is where you zip it, all right?
1270
01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:19,461
The adult is talking.
What if somebody had died tonight?
1271
01:21:19,628 --> 01:21:22,715
Different story, right?
Because that's on you.
1272
01:21:22,881 --> 01:21:24,216
And if you died...
1273
01:21:24,383 --> 01:21:26,593
...I feel like that's on me.
1274
01:21:26,927 --> 01:21:28,804
-I don't need that on my conscience.
-Yes, sir.
1275
01:21:28,971 --> 01:21:31,598
-I'm sorry. I understand.
-Sorry doesn't cut it.
1276
01:21:32,224 --> 01:21:34,143
I just wanted to be like you.
1277
01:21:34,309 --> 01:21:35,853
And I wanted you to be better.
1278
01:21:37,604 --> 01:21:39,982
It's not working out.
I'm gonna need the suit back.
1279
01:21:40,149 --> 01:21:42,359
-For how long?
-Forever.
1280
01:21:42,526 --> 01:21:44,570
-Yeah, that's how it works.
-No, no. Please.
1281
01:21:44,737 --> 01:21:46,655
-Let's have it.
-Please, this is all I have.
1282
01:21:46,822 --> 01:21:48,198
I'm nothing without this suit.
1283
01:21:48,949 --> 01:21:51,368
If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it.
1284
01:21:51,535 --> 01:21:52,703
Okay?
1285
01:21:52,870 --> 01:21:55,080
God, I sound like my dad.
1286
01:21:57,124 --> 01:21:59,001
I don't have any other clothes.
1287
01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:01,670
Okay, we'll sort that out.
1288
01:22:11,847 --> 01:22:13,223
Hey.
1289
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:21,357
I've been calling you all day.
You didn't answer your phone.
1290
01:22:21,523 --> 01:22:22,983
You can't do that.
1291
01:22:23,150 --> 01:22:25,778
Then this ferry thing happens.
1292
01:22:25,944 --> 01:22:28,614
I've called five police stations.
1293
01:22:28,781 --> 01:22:29,990
Five.
1294
01:22:30,157 --> 01:22:31,950
I called five of your friends.
I called Ned's mother.
1295
01:22:32,117 --> 01:22:35,746
I'm fine. May, I'm okay.
Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.
1296
01:22:36,663 --> 01:22:37,706
Cut the bullshit.
1297
01:22:37,873 --> 01:22:39,541
I know you left detention.
1298
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:42,211
I know you left the hotel room
in Washington.
1299
01:22:42,378 --> 01:22:44,296
I know you sneak out
of this house every night.
1300
01:22:44,463 --> 01:22:45,756
That's not fine.
1301
01:22:45,923 --> 01:22:49,551
Peter, you have to tell me
what's going on. Just lay it out.
1302
01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:50,761
It's just me and you.
1303
01:22:52,638 --> 01:22:54,264
I lost the Stark internship.
1304
01:22:54,848 --> 01:22:56,433
-What?
-Yeah.
1305
01:22:56,892 --> 01:22:58,018
What happened?
1306
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,896
I just thought that I could work really
hard and he could--
1307
01:23:01,063 --> 01:23:02,648
He would-- You know.
1308
01:23:03,982 --> 01:23:05,943
But I screwed it up.
1309
01:23:06,110 --> 01:23:07,903
It's okay, it's okay.
1310
01:23:09,613 --> 01:23:11,240
It's okay.
1311
01:23:12,116 --> 01:23:14,535
I'm sorry I made you worry.
1312
01:23:14,702 --> 01:23:16,537
I'm not trying to ruin your life.
1313
01:23:16,704 --> 01:23:17,996
Yeah, I know.
1314
01:23:18,163 --> 01:23:19,456
Just--
1315
01:23:19,623 --> 01:23:22,001
-I used to sneak out too.
-Yeah.
1316
01:23:25,004 --> 01:23:27,172
And take a shower. You smell.
1317
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,217
You smell like garbage.
1318
01:23:30,384 --> 01:23:32,011
I know.
1319
01:23:35,055 --> 01:23:37,391
Peter, you're a good kid
and you're a smart kid...
1320
01:23:37,558 --> 01:23:40,185
...so just try to keep
your head straight, okay?
1321
01:23:40,811 --> 01:23:42,271
Okay.
1322
01:23:42,438 --> 01:23:44,273
All right, get out of here.
1323
01:23:52,156 --> 01:23:53,282
Are you expelled?
1324
01:23:53,449 --> 01:23:56,452
Do you have to go to that high school
where the principal has a crossbow?
1325
01:23:56,618 --> 01:23:59,955
Pretty sure that's an urban myth,
and, no, I'm not expelled.
1326
01:24:00,497 --> 01:24:02,791
You're so lucky.
1327
01:24:50,923 --> 01:24:52,299
Hey.
1328
01:24:52,466 --> 01:24:55,594
-Hey.
-I thought you had calculus fifth period.
1329
01:24:55,761 --> 01:24:58,138
Yeah, I was just doing
some homecoming stuff.
1330
01:24:58,305 --> 01:25:00,015
Hey, look, I--
1331
01:25:00,891 --> 01:25:03,602
I just wanted to apologise
about the whole decathlon thing.
1332
01:25:03,769 --> 01:25:04,853
It's fine.
1333
01:25:05,020 --> 01:25:09,066
Last week, decathlon was the most
important thing, but then I almost died.
1334
01:25:09,233 --> 01:25:11,151
No, I'm--
1335
01:25:11,318 --> 01:25:13,320
I just mean that...
1336
01:25:13,821 --> 01:25:16,365
...it was not cool, especially...
1337
01:25:18,117 --> 01:25:19,868
...because...
1338
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:23,706
...I like you.
1339
01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:25,708
I know.
1340
01:25:28,335 --> 01:25:29,378
You do?
1341
01:25:30,045 --> 01:25:32,172
You're terrible at keeping secrets.
1342
01:25:32,339 --> 01:25:34,008
Yeah, you'd be surprised.
1343
01:25:37,386 --> 01:25:39,680
I got to get to class, but--
1344
01:25:40,097 --> 01:25:44,268
I'd say we should hang out,
but I'm gonna be in detention...
1345
01:25:44,435 --> 01:25:47,438
...forever, but--
1346
01:25:47,604 --> 01:25:49,940
I guess you already have a date
to homecoming.
1347
01:25:50,107 --> 01:25:52,276
Actually, I was so busy planning it,
I never really...
1348
01:25:52,443 --> 01:25:54,820
...got around to that part, so--
1349
01:25:56,030 --> 01:25:57,740
Do you want to...
1350
01:25:57,906 --> 01:25:58,949
...go with me?
1351
01:25:59,908 --> 01:26:01,744
Yeah. Sure.
1352
01:26:01,910 --> 01:26:04,538
Really? I mean, great. Cool.
1353
01:26:04,913 --> 01:26:06,331
Cool.
1354
01:26:06,832 --> 01:26:09,418
I'm actually going that way.
1355
01:26:21,263 --> 01:26:22,473
May, I need your help.
1356
01:26:38,906 --> 01:26:40,741
Through or around?
1357
01:26:45,746 --> 01:26:46,997
Right?
1358
01:26:57,341 --> 01:26:59,593
It's game day. So, what's the plan?
1359
01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,303
Open the door for her.
1360
01:27:01,470 --> 01:27:03,889
Tell her she looks nice,
but not too much because that's creepy.
1361
01:27:04,056 --> 01:27:05,140
-Don't be creepy.
-No.
1362
01:27:05,307 --> 01:27:07,976
When I dance with her,
I'm putting my hands on her hips.
1363
01:27:08,143 --> 01:27:09,895
I got this.
1364
01:27:12,314 --> 01:27:13,357
-Love you.
-Bye.
1365
01:27:28,247 --> 01:27:29,873
You must be Peter.
1366
01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:31,834
Yeah.
1367
01:27:32,001 --> 01:27:33,544
I'm Liz's dad.
1368
01:27:33,711 --> 01:27:35,212
Put her there.
1369
01:27:35,796 --> 01:27:37,339
Hell of a grip.
1370
01:27:37,506 --> 01:27:39,800
Come on in here. Come on.
1371
01:28:03,323 --> 01:28:04,575
Hi, Peter.
1372
01:28:05,242 --> 01:28:06,827
You look very handsome.
1373
01:28:06,994 --> 01:28:08,495
Thank you.
1374
01:28:08,662 --> 01:28:10,789
You got his name right?
1375
01:28:10,956 --> 01:28:12,332
-Freddie?
-Peter.
1376
01:28:12,499 --> 01:28:13,709
Peter. Peter.
1377
01:28:14,710 --> 01:28:15,836
I'm gonna go get Liz.
1378
01:28:16,253 --> 01:28:17,796
Okay.
1379
01:28:23,761 --> 01:28:24,970
You all right, Pete?
1380
01:28:25,137 --> 01:28:26,263
Yeah.
1381
01:28:26,638 --> 01:28:29,016
Because you look pale.
1382
01:28:30,851 --> 01:28:32,311
You want something to drink?
1383
01:28:32,478 --> 01:28:34,730
A bourbon or a Scotch,
or something like that?
1384
01:28:34,897 --> 01:28:36,190
I'm not old enough to drink.
1385
01:28:36,732 --> 01:28:38,150
That's the right answer.
1386
01:28:42,613 --> 01:28:45,366
-Do you look beautiful.
-Please don't embarrass me, Dad.
1387
01:28:45,532 --> 01:28:46,950
Doesn't she, Pete?
1388
01:28:47,117 --> 01:28:49,495
Yeah, you look really good.
1389
01:28:49,661 --> 01:28:51,872
Once again, that's the right answer.
1390
01:28:52,039 --> 01:28:54,083
Is that a corsage?
1391
01:28:55,834 --> 01:28:57,336
Thanks.
1392
01:28:57,503 --> 01:29:00,714
Well, hey, I'm your chauffeur,
so let's get this show on the road.
1393
01:29:00,881 --> 01:29:04,051
No, no, no, we have to take
some pictures, babe. All right.
1394
01:29:04,218 --> 01:29:06,470
-Oh, right here. Perfect.
-Mom.
1395
01:29:06,637 --> 01:29:08,097
Okay. Come on, you guys.
1396
01:29:08,847 --> 01:29:10,933
Peter, closer.
1397
01:29:12,184 --> 01:29:13,560
Smile.
1398
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:16,313
There you go.
1399
01:29:22,111 --> 01:29:25,280
-Sir, you don't have to drive us.
-No, no, it's not a big deal.
1400
01:29:25,447 --> 01:29:27,658
I'm going out of town.
It's right on my way.
1401
01:29:27,825 --> 01:29:29,743
-He's always going. Have fun.
-Last time.
1402
01:29:29,910 --> 01:29:31,286
-Thank you.
-Promise.
1403
01:29:31,453 --> 01:29:32,871
He's cute.
1404
01:29:34,957 --> 01:29:37,543
-See you in a couple of days. All right.
-Bye, baby.
1405
01:29:37,710 --> 01:29:39,294
Come on, Pedro.
1406
01:29:39,461 --> 01:29:41,380
-Bye, Peter. Have fun.
-Yeah, I will.
1407
01:29:51,724 --> 01:29:54,351
-What are you gonna do, Pete?
-What?
1408
01:29:54,810 --> 01:29:56,562
When you graduate,
what do you think you'll do?
1409
01:29:56,729 --> 01:29:59,314
-Oh, I don't know.
-Don't grill him, Dad.
1410
01:30:00,065 --> 01:30:02,067
Just saying, you know.
1411
01:30:02,234 --> 01:30:03,986
All you guys who go to that school...
1412
01:30:04,153 --> 01:30:06,572
...you pretty much have
your life planned out, right?
1413
01:30:07,114 --> 01:30:09,283
Yeah, no, I'm just a sophomore.
1414
01:30:09,450 --> 01:30:12,870
Peter has an internship with Tony Stark.
I think he doesn't have to worry.
1415
01:30:13,579 --> 01:30:15,330
Really? Stark?
1416
01:30:15,497 --> 01:30:17,207
So cool.
1417
01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:19,418
What do you do?
1418
01:30:20,336 --> 01:30:22,796
Yeah, actually,
I don't intern for him anymore.
1419
01:30:22,963 --> 01:30:25,966
-Seriously?
-Yeah, it got...
1420
01:30:26,133 --> 01:30:27,176
...boring.
1421
01:30:27,343 --> 01:30:30,304
It was boring?
You got to hang out with Spider-Man.
1422
01:30:30,471 --> 01:30:32,389
Really? Spider-Man?
1423
01:30:34,016 --> 01:30:35,434
What's he like?
1424
01:30:36,518 --> 01:30:38,062
Yeah, he's nice.
1425
01:30:38,228 --> 01:30:40,064
Nice man.
1426
01:30:40,230 --> 01:30:42,066
Solid dude.
1427
01:30:44,985 --> 01:30:47,071
Look. So cute.
1428
01:30:52,451 --> 01:30:54,661
I've seen you around, right? I mean...
1429
01:30:55,412 --> 01:30:58,540
...somewhere. We've-- Have we ever--?
Because even the voice--
1430
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:01,043
He does Academic Decathlon with me.
1431
01:31:02,044 --> 01:31:03,629
And he was at my party.
1432
01:31:03,796 --> 01:31:06,173
It was a great party, really great, yeah.
1433
01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:10,552
-Beautiful house, a lot of windows.
-You were there for, like, two seconds.
1434
01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:14,473
That was-- I was there longer
than two seconds.
1435
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:18,143
-You disappeared.
-No. No, I did not disappear.
1436
01:31:18,310 --> 01:31:22,481
Yes, you did. You disappeared like
you always do, like you did in D.C. too.
1437
01:31:30,072 --> 01:31:33,409
That's terrible what happened
down there in D.C. though.
1438
01:31:33,575 --> 01:31:35,202
Were you scared?
1439
01:31:36,036 --> 01:31:38,539
I'll bet you were glad
when your old pal Spider-Man...
1440
01:31:38,706 --> 01:31:40,791
...showed up in the elevator
though, huh?
1441
01:31:43,585 --> 01:31:45,295
Yeah, well, I actually didn't go up.
1442
01:31:45,462 --> 01:31:47,214
I saw it all from the ground.
1443
01:31:48,215 --> 01:31:49,550
Yeah.
1444
01:31:49,883 --> 01:31:52,219
Very lucky that he was there that day.
1445
01:31:55,264 --> 01:31:57,933
Good old Spider-Man.
1446
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:03,439
Dad, the light.
1447
01:32:18,829 --> 01:32:21,040
Here we are. End of the line.
1448
01:32:21,206 --> 01:32:22,624
Thanks, Dad.
1449
01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:24,626
You head in there, gumdrop.
1450
01:32:24,793 --> 01:32:27,546
I'm gonna give Peter the "dad" talk.
1451
01:32:29,423 --> 01:32:31,383
Don't let him intimidate you.
1452
01:32:31,550 --> 01:32:32,760
Love you.
1453
01:32:32,926 --> 01:32:35,387
-Love you, gumdrop.
-Have a safe flight.
1454
01:32:35,554 --> 01:32:36,764
Hi.
1455
01:32:37,806 --> 01:32:40,100
You guys look so pretty.
1456
01:32:44,938 --> 01:32:45,981
Does she know?
1457
01:32:47,024 --> 01:32:48,317
Know what?
1458
01:32:48,484 --> 01:32:50,235
So she doesn't. Good.
1459
01:32:50,402 --> 01:32:52,071
Close to the vest.
1460
01:32:52,237 --> 01:32:53,405
I admire that.
1461
01:32:53,572 --> 01:32:55,699
I've got a few secrets of my own.
1462
01:32:56,325 --> 01:33:00,162
Of all the reasons
I didn't want my daughter to date....
1463
01:33:02,331 --> 01:33:03,749
Peter...
1464
01:33:03,916 --> 01:33:06,126
...nothing is more important than family.
1465
01:33:06,293 --> 01:33:08,087
You saved my daughter's life.
1466
01:33:08,253 --> 01:33:10,089
I could never forget something like that.
1467
01:33:10,255 --> 01:33:12,007
So I'm gonna give you one chance.
1468
01:33:12,174 --> 01:33:13,300
Are you ready?
1469
01:33:14,009 --> 01:33:17,012
You walk through those doors,
you forget any of this happened...
1470
01:33:17,429 --> 01:33:20,808
...and don't you ever, ever...
1471
01:33:20,974 --> 01:33:23,560
...interfere with my business again.
1472
01:33:23,727 --> 01:33:25,646
Because if you do...
1473
01:33:25,813 --> 01:33:28,065
...I'll kill you...
1474
01:33:28,232 --> 01:33:29,817
...and everybody you love.
1475
01:33:31,068 --> 01:33:32,903
I'll kill you dead.
1476
01:33:33,070 --> 01:33:35,864
That's what I'll do to protect my family.
Do you understand?
1477
01:33:37,783 --> 01:33:39,201
Hey.
1478
01:33:40,536 --> 01:33:43,956
I just saved your life.
Now what do you say?
1479
01:33:46,166 --> 01:33:47,501
Thank you.
1480
01:33:47,668 --> 01:33:49,420
You're welcome.
1481
01:33:49,586 --> 01:33:55,134
Now you go on in there and you show
my daughter a good time, okay?
1482
01:33:55,884 --> 01:33:57,761
Just not too good.
1483
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:52,483
Hey.
1484
01:34:54,943 --> 01:34:56,362
What did he say to you?
1485
01:35:00,616 --> 01:35:02,034
Gotta go.
1486
01:35:03,952 --> 01:35:05,579
I'm sorry.
1487
01:35:05,954 --> 01:35:07,873
You don't deserve this.
1488
01:35:29,311 --> 01:35:30,646
He gave you a choice.
1489
01:35:30,813 --> 01:35:32,898
-You chose wrong.
-What the hell?
1490
01:35:33,065 --> 01:35:34,733
What's with the crappy costume?
1491
01:35:37,152 --> 01:35:38,362
My web-shooters.
1492
01:35:47,287 --> 01:35:51,875
I wasn't sure about this thing at first,
but damn.
1493
01:35:57,047 --> 01:35:58,424
Gross.
1494
01:36:10,352 --> 01:36:12,855
-Why did he send you here?
-Guess you'll never know.
1495
01:36:17,943 --> 01:36:19,194
Nice shot!
1496
01:36:24,533 --> 01:36:25,659
Yes!
1497
01:36:25,826 --> 01:36:27,661
Ned, the guy with the wings is Liz's dad.
1498
01:36:27,828 --> 01:36:29,705
-What?
-I gotta tell Mr Stark.
1499
01:36:29,872 --> 01:36:32,708
Call Happy Hogan.
He's Mr Stark's head of security.
1500
01:36:32,875 --> 01:36:34,084
Get a computer and track my phone.
1501
01:36:34,501 --> 01:36:36,253
-Will you be okay?
-Hurry, we gotta catch him...
1502
01:36:36,420 --> 01:36:38,714
...before he leaves town.
1503
01:36:38,881 --> 01:36:41,091
I'm sorry about dinner...
1504
01:36:41,508 --> 01:36:44,803
...but I know when branzino's fresh,
and that was not fresh, okay? So--
1505
01:36:46,263 --> 01:36:47,848
Flash, I need your car and phone.
1506
01:36:48,015 --> 01:36:50,768
Sir, technically,
this is my dad's car, sir. So I can't--
1507
01:36:59,360 --> 01:37:01,278
Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?
1508
01:37:01,445 --> 01:37:03,447
-Go for Ned.
-Ned, I need you...
1509
01:37:03,781 --> 01:37:05,949
-...to track my phone.
-Yeah, but where is it?
1510
01:37:10,913 --> 01:37:13,290
Genius move. Okay, he just passed
the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.
1511
01:37:13,457 --> 01:37:16,669
Hey, where are the headlights
on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.
1512
01:37:16,835 --> 01:37:19,171
-I'll pull the specs.
-Okay, you're on speakerphone.
1513
01:37:19,338 --> 01:37:22,299
-You stole Flash's car. Awesome.
-Yeah, it's awesome. It's--
1514
01:37:23,801 --> 01:37:25,844
Get out of the way,
get out of the way! Move!
1515
01:37:26,011 --> 01:37:27,638
-Are you okay?
-I've never driven before...
1516
01:37:27,805 --> 01:37:31,475
...only with May in parking lots.
This is a huge step up.
1517
01:37:33,477 --> 01:37:34,895
Hey, have you gotten through
to Happy yet?
1518
01:37:35,062 --> 01:37:38,399
Yeah. I'm working on it.
I just gotta backdoor the phone system.
1519
01:37:41,819 --> 01:37:43,529
Guy in the chair.
1520
01:37:48,617 --> 01:37:50,035
Takeoff in nine minutes.
1521
01:37:50,202 --> 01:37:52,371
Hello? Hello? Who is this?
1522
01:37:52,538 --> 01:37:53,580
-Mr Happy, it's Ned.
-Who?
1523
01:37:53,747 --> 01:37:56,041
I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got
something very important to tell you--
1524
01:37:56,208 --> 01:37:57,751
You gotta be shitting me.
1525
01:37:58,460 --> 01:37:59,503
Damn.
1526
01:37:59,670 --> 01:38:02,047
Hey, Ned, how we coming on
with those headlights?
1527
01:38:03,632 --> 01:38:06,468
Round knob to the left
of the steering wheel, turn clockwise.
1528
01:38:06,635 --> 01:38:07,928
Left, okay.
1529
01:38:08,095 --> 01:38:09,888
Okay, perfect.
So where's my phone now?
1530
01:38:11,473 --> 01:38:13,058
He stopped in an old industrial park
in Brooklyn.
1531
01:38:13,225 --> 01:38:16,020
What? That makes no sense.
He said he was going out of town.
1532
01:38:16,186 --> 01:38:19,606
Weird. Oh, I reached Mr Happy.
Don't think he likes you, by the way.
1533
01:38:19,773 --> 01:38:21,442
It sounded like he was catching a flight.
1534
01:38:21,608 --> 01:38:22,735
He said something about taking off
in nine minutes.
1535
01:38:22,901 --> 01:38:24,903
-What?
-He was surrounded by boxes.
1536
01:38:25,070 --> 01:38:26,613
Boxes? It's moving day.
1537
01:38:26,780 --> 01:38:28,741
It's moving day.
He's gonna rob that plane.
1538
01:38:28,907 --> 01:38:30,784
I gotta stop him!
1539
01:38:33,954 --> 01:38:35,748
All right, wheels up in eight minutes.
1540
01:38:35,914 --> 01:38:38,500
We just got to load
Tony's old Hulkbuster Armour...
1541
01:38:38,667 --> 01:38:42,087
...prototype for Cap's new shield,
and the Meging--
1542
01:38:42,254 --> 01:38:43,797
The Meg-- The--
1543
01:38:43,964 --> 01:38:45,132
Thor's magic belt.
1544
01:38:46,467 --> 01:38:49,136
Okay, slow down.
You're getting close. It's on your right.
1545
01:38:49,303 --> 01:38:50,554
-What?
-Turn right.
1546
01:39:00,397 --> 01:39:02,691
-Peter. Are you okay?
-Yeah.
1547
01:39:02,858 --> 01:39:05,277
Just keep trying
to get through to Happy.
1548
01:39:05,736 --> 01:39:07,905
It's been an honour, Spider-Man.
1549
01:39:08,572 --> 01:39:10,783
What are you doing here?
There's a dance.
1550
01:39:14,578 --> 01:39:15,621
I'm...
1551
01:39:15,788 --> 01:39:17,081
...looking...
1552
01:39:17,247 --> 01:39:19,416
...at porn.
1553
01:39:57,705 --> 01:39:58,747
Hey!
1554
01:40:00,290 --> 01:40:01,667
Surprised?
1555
01:40:01,834 --> 01:40:03,711
Oh, hey, Pete.
1556
01:40:04,420 --> 01:40:05,713
I didn't hear you come in.
1557
01:40:05,879 --> 01:40:07,965
It's over. I've got you.
1558
01:40:08,132 --> 01:40:10,134
You know, I gotta tell you, Pete...
1559
01:40:10,718 --> 01:40:13,637
...I really, really admire your grit.
1560
01:40:15,222 --> 01:40:16,390
I see why Liz likes you.
1561
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:20,519
I do. When you first came to the house...
1562
01:40:20,686 --> 01:40:23,814
...I wasn't sure.
I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.
1563
01:40:24,648 --> 01:40:26,400
How could you do this to her?
1564
01:40:26,567 --> 01:40:28,569
To her?
I'm not doing anything to her, Pete.
1565
01:40:28,736 --> 01:40:31,071
I'm doing this for her.
1566
01:40:31,572 --> 01:40:32,614
Yeah.
1567
01:40:36,660 --> 01:40:38,120
Peter...
1568
01:40:38,996 --> 01:40:40,039
...you're young.
1569
01:40:40,205 --> 01:40:42,458
You don't understand
how the world works.
1570
01:40:42,624 --> 01:40:45,377
But I understand that selling weapons
to criminals is wrong.
1571
01:40:45,544 --> 01:40:48,297
How do you think
your buddy Stark paid for that tower?
1572
01:40:48,464 --> 01:40:49,923
Or any of his little toys?
1573
01:40:50,090 --> 01:40:51,842
Those people, Pete,
those people up there...
1574
01:40:52,009 --> 01:40:54,303
...the rich and the powerful,
they do whatever they want.
1575
01:40:54,470 --> 01:40:56,221
Guys like us...
1576
01:40:56,388 --> 01:40:58,265
...like you and me...
1577
01:40:58,432 --> 01:40:59,892
...they don't care about us.
1578
01:41:00,059 --> 01:41:02,519
We build their roads,
and we fight all their wars...
1579
01:41:02,686 --> 01:41:04,980
...and everything,
but they don't care about us.
1580
01:41:05,147 --> 01:41:09,318
We have to pick up after them.
We have to eat their table scraps.
1581
01:41:10,569 --> 01:41:12,571
That's how it is.
1582
01:41:12,946 --> 01:41:15,032
I know you know
what I'm talking about, Peter.
1583
01:41:15,199 --> 01:41:16,950
Why are you telling me this?
1584
01:41:17,117 --> 01:41:19,578
Because I want you to understand.
1585
01:41:19,745 --> 01:41:21,163
And...
1586
01:41:21,330 --> 01:41:24,333
...I needed a little time
to get her airborne.
1587
01:41:37,304 --> 01:41:38,347
I'm sorry, Peter.
1588
01:41:41,684 --> 01:41:45,479
What are you talking about?
That thing hasn't even touched me yet.
1589
01:41:45,938 --> 01:41:48,190
True. Then again...
1590
01:41:48,357 --> 01:41:50,067
...wasn't really trying to.
1591
01:41:55,823 --> 01:41:57,449
Chief, they're powering up engines.
1592
01:41:57,616 --> 01:42:00,452
-Okay. Yeah, yeah.
-Come on, come on, come on.
1593
01:42:51,920 --> 01:42:53,714
Okay, ready?
1594
01:43:02,639 --> 01:43:04,600
Hello?
1595
01:43:06,977 --> 01:43:08,437
Hello!
1596
01:43:08,604 --> 01:43:10,189
Please, hey.
1597
01:43:10,606 --> 01:43:12,900
Hey, please. I'm down here.
1598
01:43:13,067 --> 01:43:15,027
I'm down here. I'm stuck.
1599
01:43:15,194 --> 01:43:17,988
I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't--
1600
01:43:34,755 --> 01:43:38,842
If you're nothing without this suit,
then you shouldn't have it.
1601
01:43:44,598 --> 01:43:46,558
Come on, Peter.
1602
01:43:46,725 --> 01:43:48,268
Come on, Spider-Man.
1603
01:43:48,435 --> 01:43:50,396
Come on, Spider-Man.
1604
01:43:50,562 --> 01:43:52,773
Come on, Spider-Man.
1605
01:43:54,650 --> 01:43:57,027
Come on, Spider-Man!
1606
01:44:48,203 --> 01:44:49,705
Launch for intercept.
Green light. Green light.
1607
01:44:50,080 --> 01:44:51,749
Oh, yeah.
1608
01:45:06,638 --> 01:45:08,932
Retroreflective panels engaged.
1609
01:45:20,944 --> 01:45:23,864
Got a visual on the plane,
but I'm feeling a little resistance.
1610
01:45:24,031 --> 01:45:26,700
It's probably just drag
on the new turbines.
1611
01:45:39,421 --> 01:45:42,591
Look out for the cloaking cameras.
Stay in the blind spots.
1612
01:45:52,101 --> 01:45:53,852
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1613
01:45:54,186 --> 01:45:56,605
Deploying high-altitude vacuum seal.
1614
01:45:56,772 --> 01:45:58,023
This better work, Mason.
1615
01:46:03,862 --> 01:46:06,907
Trust me, boss, even one of those boxes
and we are set for life.
1616
01:46:07,074 --> 01:46:08,367
Yeah.
1617
01:46:20,796 --> 01:46:22,256
You have 30 seconds
to get to the cockpit...
1618
01:46:22,423 --> 01:46:24,216
...and override their security.
1619
01:46:35,769 --> 01:46:37,312
Cloning transponder signal.
1620
01:46:37,479 --> 01:46:39,148
Launching decoy drone.
1621
01:46:43,277 --> 01:46:45,404
Entering new coordinates.
1622
01:46:51,410 --> 01:46:52,578
Good, so it's on its way.
1623
01:46:52,745 --> 01:46:55,581
-Yes, sir, right on course.
-Okay, thank you.
1624
01:46:56,415 --> 01:46:57,833
All right.
1625
01:47:10,346 --> 01:47:11,972
Hot dog.
1626
01:48:01,605 --> 01:48:03,440
Just a typical homecoming...
1627
01:48:03,607 --> 01:48:06,318
...on the outside of an invisible jet...
1628
01:48:07,027 --> 01:48:08,737
...fighting my girlfriend's dad.
1629
01:48:18,288 --> 01:48:19,373
Oh, God!
1630
01:48:26,964 --> 01:48:29,049
I can't believe that worked.
1631
01:49:05,544 --> 01:49:07,796
Chief, they're losing altitude.
Get out of there.
1632
01:49:07,963 --> 01:49:09,089
I'm not going home empty-handed.
1633
01:49:19,391 --> 01:49:21,185
Oh, my God.
1634
01:49:35,699 --> 01:49:38,535
-Get out of there. What are you doing?
-Please turn, please turn!
1635
01:51:13,505 --> 01:51:15,215
Hey, Pedro.
1636
01:52:02,638 --> 01:52:03,681
Bingo.
1637
01:52:19,863 --> 01:52:21,657
Your wingsuit.
1638
01:52:21,824 --> 01:52:23,909
Your wingsuit's going to explode!
1639
01:52:31,291 --> 01:52:32,751
Time to go home, Pete.
1640
01:52:32,918 --> 01:52:34,378
I'm trying to save you!
1641
01:52:49,601 --> 01:52:50,978
No.
1642
01:52:51,645 --> 01:52:53,188
No.
1643
01:54:32,746 --> 01:54:34,665
It looked so insane. That whole--
1644
01:54:34,832 --> 01:54:36,166
Like, it was just crazy.
1645
01:54:36,333 --> 01:54:38,711
He-- He was just, like....
1646
01:54:38,877 --> 01:54:40,879
And you were like....
1647
01:54:41,046 --> 01:54:42,923
And then I just hit him with the....
1648
01:54:43,090 --> 01:54:44,967
It was so-- Oh, my God.
1649
01:54:45,134 --> 01:54:47,136
I mean, you saved me.
1650
01:54:47,469 --> 01:54:49,096
It was awesome.
1651
01:54:55,060 --> 01:54:56,812
Hey, Liz.
1652
01:54:58,313 --> 01:54:59,481
I'm gonna miss you.
1653
01:54:59,982 --> 01:55:01,567
Bye.
1654
01:55:02,192 --> 01:55:03,652
Liz.
1655
01:55:10,492 --> 01:55:11,702
Liz, look, I'm so sorry.
1656
01:55:12,745 --> 01:55:15,748
You say that a lot.
What are you sorry for this time?
1657
01:55:17,166 --> 01:55:18,208
The dance?
1658
01:55:19,543 --> 01:55:22,296
That was a pretty crappy thing to do.
1659
01:55:22,713 --> 01:55:23,797
Well, yeah, but I--
1660
01:55:23,964 --> 01:55:26,800
I mean, your dad-- I can't imagine
what you're going through.
1661
01:55:26,967 --> 01:55:29,136
If there's anything I can do to help....
1662
01:55:29,303 --> 01:55:31,805
I guess we're moving to Oregon.
1663
01:55:31,972 --> 01:55:35,225
Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.
1664
01:55:36,060 --> 01:55:40,230
Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here
during the trial. So....
1665
01:55:41,648 --> 01:55:44,318
Liz, I-- I--
1666
01:55:44,485 --> 01:55:46,153
Bye, Peter.
1667
01:55:47,029 --> 01:55:50,532
Whatever's going on with you,
I hope you figure it out.
1668
01:56:03,045 --> 01:56:06,590
Congratulations,
decathlon national champions.
1669
01:56:06,757 --> 01:56:08,509
Yeah!
1670
01:56:08,967 --> 01:56:11,387
I'll have to put this back
in the trophy case soon...
1671
01:56:11,553 --> 01:56:14,056
...but just for motivation right now
at this practice.
1672
01:56:14,223 --> 01:56:15,891
I'm ahead of the game,
but we will need...
1673
01:56:16,058 --> 01:56:17,601
...a new team captain next year.
1674
01:56:17,768 --> 01:56:20,437
So I am appointing Michelle.
1675
01:56:21,438 --> 01:56:23,107
Yeah!
1676
01:56:25,317 --> 01:56:26,527
Thank you.
1677
01:56:26,694 --> 01:56:28,153
My-- My friends call me MJ.
1678
01:56:28,779 --> 01:56:30,823
I thought you didn't have any friends.
1679
01:56:30,989 --> 01:56:32,908
I didn't.
1680
01:56:37,788 --> 01:56:39,790
-I gotta go.
-Hey, where you going?
1681
01:56:42,501 --> 01:56:44,628
What are you hiding, Peter?
1682
01:56:46,922 --> 01:56:48,507
I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.
1683
01:56:48,674 --> 01:56:51,343
-All right, so we should run some drills.
-Yeah.
1684
01:56:59,768 --> 01:57:03,105
Hey, Happy. What--?
What are you doing here?
1685
01:57:04,064 --> 01:57:05,315
I really owe you one.
1686
01:57:07,401 --> 01:57:09,695
I don't know what I would do
without this job.
1687
01:57:09,862 --> 01:57:12,364
I mean, before I met Tony--
1688
01:57:41,477 --> 01:57:43,479
So how long you been here?
1689
01:57:43,645 --> 01:57:45,814
Long enough to be awkward.
Boss wants to see you.
1690
01:57:46,774 --> 01:57:49,651
-Is he here too?
-In the toilet? No, he's upstate.
1691
01:57:50,194 --> 01:57:51,695
Upstate-- Like, upstate-upstate?
1692
01:57:51,862 --> 01:57:53,447
Yeah, let's go.
1693
01:57:54,823 --> 01:57:55,949
Take a look.
1694
01:57:56,116 --> 01:57:58,160
It's pretty impressive, huh?
1695
01:57:59,244 --> 01:58:01,997
They just finished remodelling
the whole thing.
1696
01:58:28,190 --> 01:58:31,276
-You don't see that every day.
-Oh, there they are.
1697
01:58:31,944 --> 01:58:33,570
How was the ride up?
1698
01:58:33,987 --> 01:58:36,615
-Good.
-Give me a minute with the kid.
1699
01:58:37,366 --> 01:58:39,201
-Seriously?
-Yeah.
1700
01:58:39,618 --> 01:58:40,994
I gotta talk to the kid.
1701
01:58:41,578 --> 01:58:42,663
I'll be close behind.
1702
01:58:42,830 --> 01:58:46,583
How about a loose follow?
All right? Boundaries are good.
1703
01:58:51,588 --> 01:58:52,798
Sorry I took your suit.
1704
01:58:52,965 --> 01:58:55,467
You had it coming.
Actually, it turns out it was...
1705
01:58:55,634 --> 01:58:57,636
...the perfect tough-love moment
that you needed.
1706
01:58:57,803 --> 01:59:00,639
To urge you on, right?
Wouldn't you think? Don't you think?
1707
01:59:00,806 --> 01:59:02,599
-I guess.
-Let's just say it was.
1708
01:59:04,476 --> 01:59:07,688
-Mr Stark, I really--
-You screwed the pooch hard, big time.
1709
01:59:08,313 --> 01:59:09,982
But then you did the right thing.
1710
01:59:10,149 --> 01:59:13,318
Took the dog to the free clinic,
you raised the hybrid puppies....
1711
01:59:13,485 --> 01:59:15,362
All right, not my best analogy.
1712
01:59:16,572 --> 01:59:18,490
I was wrong about you.
1713
01:59:19,033 --> 01:59:21,285
I think, with a little more mentoring...
1714
01:59:21,452 --> 01:59:23,912
...you could be a real asset to the team.
1715
01:59:25,706 --> 01:59:27,541
-To the--? To the team?
-Yeah. Anyway...
1716
01:59:27,708 --> 01:59:30,753
...there's about 50 reporters behind
that door. Real ones, not bloggers.
1717
01:59:31,253 --> 01:59:33,088
When you're ready...
1718
01:59:33,464 --> 01:59:36,425
...why don't you try that on?
And I'll introduce...
1719
01:59:36,592 --> 01:59:39,261
...the world to the newest
official member of the Avengers:
1720
01:59:39,428 --> 01:59:41,096
Spider-Man.
1721
01:59:43,557 --> 01:59:45,142
I....
1722
01:59:46,810 --> 01:59:49,063
Yeah, give that a look.
1723
01:59:54,568 --> 01:59:56,737
After the press conference,
Happy will show you to your room...
1724
01:59:56,904 --> 01:59:57,988
...your new quarters.
1725
01:59:58,155 --> 02:00:00,407
Where's he between?
He's next to Vision?
1726
02:00:00,574 --> 02:00:02,826
-Yeah, Vision's not big on doors.
-It's fun.
1727
02:00:02,993 --> 02:00:04,328
Or walls.
1728
02:00:04,495 --> 02:00:06,372
You'll fit right in.
1729
02:00:12,795 --> 02:00:14,797
Thank you, Mr Stark.
1730
02:00:15,255 --> 02:00:16,507
But I'm good.
1731
02:00:17,549 --> 02:00:20,052
You're good? Good--?
How are you good?
1732
02:00:20,219 --> 02:00:24,390
Well, I mean, I'd rather just stay
on the ground for a little while.
1733
02:00:24,556 --> 02:00:26,725
Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
1734
02:00:26,892 --> 02:00:28,852
Somebody's got to look out
for the little guy, right?
1735
02:00:29,311 --> 02:00:30,771
You're turning me down?
1736
02:00:30,938 --> 02:00:33,023
You better think about this.
Look at that.
1737
02:00:33,190 --> 02:00:34,441
Look at me.
1738
02:00:35,192 --> 02:00:36,276
Last chance. Yes or no?
1739
02:00:36,443 --> 02:00:37,736
-No.
-Okay.
1740
02:00:37,903 --> 02:00:41,407
It's kind of a Springsteen-y,
working-class hero vibe that I dig.
1741
02:00:41,573 --> 02:00:43,575
Happy will take you home.
1742
02:00:43,742 --> 02:00:45,244
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1743
02:00:45,411 --> 02:00:47,579
Mind waiting in the car?
I need a minute.
1744
02:00:49,123 --> 02:00:51,792
-Thank you, Mr Stark.
-Yes, Mr Parker, very well.
1745
02:00:51,959 --> 02:00:53,669
-See you around.
-Okay.
1746
02:01:01,885 --> 02:01:03,095
That was a test, right?
1747
02:01:03,887 --> 02:01:06,348
-There's nobody back there?
-Yes, you passed.
1748
02:01:07,224 --> 02:01:10,102
-All right, skedaddle there, young buck.
-Thank you, Mr Stark.
1749
02:01:10,269 --> 02:01:11,979
Yeah, thank you.
1750
02:01:14,064 --> 02:01:15,941
Told you he's a good kid.
1751
02:01:22,197 --> 02:01:23,657
-Where's the kid?
-He left.
1752
02:01:23,824 --> 02:01:26,744
-Everybody's waiting.
-He actually made a mature choice.
1753
02:01:26,910 --> 02:01:29,913
-It just surprised the heck out of us.
-Did you screw this up?
1754
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:32,166
-He told the kid to go wait in the car.
-Are you kidding?
1755
02:01:32,332 --> 02:01:34,501
I have a room full of people
in there waiting...
1756
02:01:34,668 --> 02:01:36,462
...for some big announcement.
What will I tell them?
1757
02:01:36,628 --> 02:01:39,131
Think of something. How about...?
1758
02:01:39,673 --> 02:01:41,842
-Hap, you still got that ring?
-Do I--? I--?
1759
02:01:42,009 --> 02:01:43,177
-The engagement ring.
-Are you kidding?
1760
02:01:43,344 --> 02:01:46,555
I've been carrying this since 2008.
1761
02:01:49,224 --> 02:01:50,351
Okay.
1762
02:01:50,517 --> 02:01:52,102
I think I can think
of something better than that.
1763
02:01:52,269 --> 02:01:54,646
Well, it would buy us a little time.
1764
02:01:55,939 --> 02:01:58,067
Like we need time.
1765
02:01:58,233 --> 02:01:59,902
I can't believe you have that
in your pocket.
1766
02:02:00,069 --> 02:02:02,571
-Want me to get the door for you, hon?
-I got it.
1767
02:02:18,754 --> 02:02:21,215
Aunt May, did you do dinner already?
1768
02:02:31,475 --> 02:02:33,143
May?
1769
02:02:54,915 --> 02:02:55,958
What the--?!
1770
02:05:10,050 --> 02:05:12,011
Look who it is.
1771
02:05:13,929 --> 02:05:17,099
What are the odds you and I'd end up
at the same summer camp?
1772
02:05:17,266 --> 02:05:18,559
Relax.
1773
02:05:19,184 --> 02:05:21,186
This? It's not on you.
1774
02:05:21,353 --> 02:05:24,440
It's on our little spider friend.
1775
02:05:24,606 --> 02:05:28,193
I've got some boys on the outside
who would love to meet him.
1776
02:05:28,360 --> 02:05:31,822
You know, take a picture,
slice his throat, put his head in a dryer.
1777
02:05:32,364 --> 02:05:34,616
And I heard a rumour.
1778
02:05:37,870 --> 02:05:39,455
You know who he is.
1779
02:05:43,208 --> 02:05:45,544
If I knew who he was...
1780
02:05:45,711 --> 02:05:47,296
...he'd already be dead.
1781
02:05:51,842 --> 02:05:54,720
Toomes, your family's here!
1782
02:12:33,827 --> 02:12:36,663
Hi, I'm Captain America,
here to talk to you...
1783
02:12:36,830 --> 02:12:40,793
...about one of the most valuable traits
a soldier or student can have.
1784
02:12:40,959 --> 02:12:42,628
Patience.
1785
02:12:42,795 --> 02:12:44,922
Sometimes patience
is the key to victory.
1786
02:12:45,089 --> 02:12:47,132
Sometimes it leads to very little...
1787
02:12:47,299 --> 02:12:49,635
...and it seems like it's not worth it.
1788
02:12:49,802 --> 02:12:51,303
And you wonder...
1789
02:12:51,470 --> 02:12:55,307
...why you waited so long
for something so disappointing.
1790
02:12:59,019 --> 02:13:01,021
How many more of these?